Look at it! Look at it! LOOK AT IT!

[Marioro]

O please he's better than pink gold peach.


A character so bad I love it.

 

[Xiahou Ba]

ngl praying mantis mario sounds like a freaking sweet costume to have

 

[Rolla Koopa]

what would his ability be?

 

[Ten]

Well, praying mantises rip apart their prey sooo

 

[Xiahou Dun]

Mario needs to avoid getting eaten by Peach if Peach happens to get the suit herself.

 

[zel]

i genuinely love this as the local Insect Lover in my friend group
really though. it doesnt look bad its kinda adorable

 

[Marioro]

 

[Xiahou Dun]

Luckily, that soccer ball is blinding Yoshi to the horrors of Peach's soulless (but delicious) almond eyes.

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Nice computer you got here! Can I have it?

 

[Ten]

I hate that they're handless.

 

[Xiahou Dun]

They have perfect hands, unless you think rock candy doesn't make for good hands.

 

[Rolla Koopa]

Imagine instead of throwing cappy he throws his entire noggin at foes to possess them

 

[Doc von Schmeltwick]

Most DMW icons look like 3D renders.

This looks more like poorly-beveled clip art for an early-mid 90s game.

 

[Ten]

oof i hate this

 

[Xiahou Dun]

Eh it's not the worst thing this thread has to offer, but yeah, the renders from Doctor Mario World (took me a while to realize the abbreviation refers to that game and not the Department of Motor Vehicles) can look pretty cheap.

But if ya wanna talk about cheap looking games and motor vehicles, look no further!

 

[Ten]

i have so many questions

 

[Cocoa]

Those flash games were my childhood

 

[Doc von Schmeltwick]

My flash game childhood was before there WAS a FaceBook to link to.

 

[Marioro]

Luckily, that soccer ball is blinding Yoshi to the horrors of Peach's soulless (but delicious) almond eyes.

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Nice computer you got here! Can I have it?

I HAVE ONE OF THOSE

 

[Xiahou Dun]

All that Wario apologia you've posted before must've been the result of buyer's remorse.

 

[Xiahou Dun]

Someone got caught for posting cursed images on Marioboards but she'd also tell you how much brain malconformation she had to resign herself to grasp the transcendental hallucinogenic inanity of non sequitir bootleg logic just for your enjoyment of funny junk.

This prisoner didn't make it, sadly.

DON'T ASK ME ABOUT ITS AGE, IT PROBABLY DOESN'T LIVE IN ORBIT IN ANY MASSIVE SPHEROID OF SEARING PLASMA OKAY

 

[Pipsy Mouse]

Become one with the goo

 

[Doc von Schmeltwick]

And now, for some classic RareWare viscera:

 

[Rolla Koopa]

I've seen enough of The Mask, Son of the Mask, and The Haunted Mask to know where that truly terrifying 2d render of a cardboarded Gooigi will do. And I humbly accept the fusion.

 

[Ten]

I got Green Thunder vibes from it.

 

[Xiahou Ba]

And now, for some classic RareWare viscera:

the most jarring thing about the image is the hard shadows from the singular light source