Look at it! Look at it! LOOK AT IT!

[Glowsquid]

motion capture isn't advanced enough to properly represent wario

normie 𓆏 🍩 on Twitter

“so apparently back when Nintendo NY was Nintendo World, Wario was in the “Mario in Real Time” thing they usually do there, but I guess his facial motion capture (or whatever the hell you’d call it) didn’t work very well https://t.co/WSj8wDo8VO”

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[Doc von Schmeltwick]

 

[LeftyGreenMario]

That's not fair. Donkey Kong does that stupid eyeball thing all the time.

 

[Doc von Schmeltwick]

Yeah but Rare made "stupid 3D animations" his thing quite early.

 

[LeftyGreenMario]

Even the person in the costume is not impressed by the new toe shoes that were made for Yoshis.

 

[Mount Wario]

 

[Ray Trace]

that's one way to portray yoshi's island

 

[Doc von Schmeltwick]

But that's not how Yoshi's feet look!

(And no I don't care about how Boshi's look...)

 

[Ten]

His feet look cute.

Luigi's hair is triggering me.

 

[Doc von Schmeltwick]

Those Rabbid/Minion-ripoff Happy Meal boxes can go straight to Mr. Koopa's Neighborhood >.>

 

[Vivian]

did anyone post/see this yet?

Spoiler

 

[zel]

ok but i spiritually relate to it with the caption

 

[Doc von Schmeltwick]

That looks more like me when I'm walking around my room and accidentally kick one of the wheels under my bed.

 

[Koops]

When that wooden pillar fell on my toe. I tell ya that injury is still making my foot's life harder to this day, 7 years later.

 

[Doc von Schmeltwick]

Whoa there, it's not a contest.

 

[Ten]

 

[Ray Trace]

This is the gift you give to your significant other, perfectly understanding and being empathetic of the emotions she is undergoing, and saying that you want to break up with her.

 

[Mount Wario]

There's something seriously off with that nose.

 

[Ray Trace]

I do not want to know what happens when his nose gets runny.

 

[LeftyGreenMario]

Yeah, indeed, something is off; it's photoshopped to make it look phallic. The image is faked. You can even see that there's a duplicate cropped balloon.

This is what the actual costume looks like

I haven't seen anyone else point it out that it's faked, not even on knowyourmeme.

 

[Doc von Schmeltwick]

That's actually really good, though the fact that it's larger-than-(would-be)-life (for Mario at least) certainly helps in that regard. And she just went to a farming supplies store and...wherever novelty giant mustaches are obtained.

 

[zel]

not sure this really fits for the thread but i was looking at osme models resource icons and

they look like their vests came premade for armless people so they all just poked their arms straight through the vests instead of carefully cutting a hole out or, you know, getting a vest premade for people with arms

 

[Cocoa]

Cutting? Cutting is for wimps.

Momma didn't raise no wimp.

 

[LeftyGreenMario]

mario and fire luigi are having fun with a staring contest for eternity

These aren't horrible for bootlegs since they got the colors and the character molds right, but the packaging is a dead giveaway

 

[Vivian]

Fire Mario derp face
Fire Luigi concentrating
Mario determined
Luigi backing away