Look at it! Look at it! LOOK AT IT!

[Ray Trace]

Everything about the vehicle's design is shit.

From the orange exhaust pipe sticking out of its ass like its shitting a turd to its overall unaerodynamic design to the cracked-looking windshield, to the ugly-looking arms, to the fact that it's Yoshi, why should I ever use it when I have the amazing Sport Bike, Jet Bike or Comet instead?

 

[Mount Wario]

I don't know where the wheels are either lol.

 

[Doc von Schmeltwick]

Shoulda stuck with the Double Dash one, tsk tsk.
And of course every DD kart to appear in MKT has its design ruined, the shell wheels on the Koopa Dasher were part of the original's charm.

 

[LeftyGreenMario]

Most Mario Kart tires look terrible. Drum tires? Lemon tires? Mushroom tires? Macaron tires? Roller tires? They clash with most karts.

 

[LeftyGreenMario]

 

[Mount Wario]

 

[Sven Svennson.]

When you and the boys need a lift, Mario's gonna be there for ya!

 

[LeftyGreenMario]

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I can't see the image being embedded (so I just copied its url onto a new window) but that pinata looks like its in eternal pain. I mean at least it satisfied the point of being a pinata, something to be beaten to death with a stick. You wouldn't think twice decapitating that one for the candy inside.

Unlike this one. Why does this one have to be so adorable? That's messed up. I can just imagine the tear coming out of this one's eye.

 

[Mount Wario]

When you and the boys need a lift, Mario's gonna be there for ya!

Ok but where are is ears I don't trust him

 

[Mount Wario]

"Oh the humanity"

 

[LeftyGreenMario]

I do like how this one is ugly and terrified like some ugly Spore creature we've been hurling swarms of bugs at.

 

[Sweet Snow]

Now you know why Mario lets Goombas walk off cliffs

 

[Sven Svennson.]

" I am four parallel universes ahead of you. "

 

[Mount Wario]

 

[Ray Trace]

This is probably potent enough to scare away the spirits in Halloween.

 

[Noct]

Those eyes make me think of the "OH GOD I CAN SEE FOREVER" meme.

 

[Sweet Snow]

... This can't be real, right?

 

[Mount Wario]

But there's nothing wr-oh

 

[Sven Svennson.]

General Klump looks like he's making the sound of someone with helium in their voice.

 

[zel]

nice mishmash of renders from like 4 different games

 

[Doc von Schmeltwick]

Are they even ALLOWED to recycle Smash renders? XD

 

[LeftyGreenMario]

Luigi, with such cool intensity, studies Mario, who just ate a bucket of liquified Sour Heads that is causing his sentient sideburns to fill with helium.

 

[Mount Wario]

Luimario?

 

[Doc von Schmeltwick]

No I think Mario's turning into a goat.

 

[Mcmadness]

This is less OH GOD IT'S HORRIBLE and more just, old amusing live action Mario thing from Israel.

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