Look at it! Look at it! LOOK AT IT!

[Mount Wario]

...a mi no me gusta

 

[zel]

i mean im all for realistic interpretations but this is like. this is just a human with no nose and a mushroom cap you could do better! we have licherally never seen nipples on a toa or ears or ??? chest hair??? you could make them hecked up mushroom people thats at least more interesting than a weird ass human

 

[Doc von Schmeltwick]

Yeah most people who try to "untoonify" things tend to use the grossest textures imaginable for shock value. Like the old "realistic Mario" head.

Also the Starshade Bros. had ears, even in the remake.

 

[LeftyGreenMario]

Another thing about Mario head is that they ridiculously aged him because most people have the idea that Mario is middle-aged too.

 

[Ray Trace]

What a waste of Substance Painter and Z-brush. Don't forget the topology (not just textures and materials) and adding all of these hideous wrinkles.

 

[Doc von Schmeltwick]

I suppose when I say "textures" I'm mostly talking about the photoshop ones.

 

[zel]

this remains the only valid realistic interpretation of at least these 5 species

Spoiler: TALL PIC

 

[LeftyGreenMario]

Yeah, you probably need gloves, buddy. Big ones, too, to help cover up that horrible face.

 

[Doc von Schmeltwick]

It looks like they hastily recycled the face from a Mickey Mouse costume.

 

[Mount Wario]

Yeah, you probably need gloves, buddy. Big ones, too, to help cover up that horrible face.

Step 1: Search that image on google.

Step 2:

Step 3: Profit.

 

[KPyall]

Step 1: Search that image on google.

Step 2:

Step 3: Profit.

Spoiler

Same energy (it looks like he has no eyes)

 

[LeftyGreenMario]

Step 1: Search that image on google.

Step 2:

Step 3: Profit.

It looks like Charlie Brown with dialated eyes and he is screaming for eternity.

 

[LeftyGreenMario]

I swear Wario World has some of the weirdest enemies of any Mario family game.

 

[Mount Wario]

Mario is a weird franchise.

 

[Mcmadness]

Wario games is what would happen if Mario took weirdness and doubled down on it with an extra dose of deliberately ugly.

 

[Doc von Schmeltwick]

The Zelda games have their own counterpart to the Wario franchise's "weird, gross, and sometimes weirdly sexual designs" with the Tingle games.

 

[LeftyGreenMario]

Wario games is what would happen if Mario took weirdness and doubled down on it with an extra dose of deliberately ugly.

Just like Wario himself!

The Zelda games have their own counterpart to the Wario franchise's "weird, gross, and sometimes weirdly sexual designs" with the Tingle games.

Tingle is also a greedy man too!

 

[Vivian]

I swear Wario World has some of the weirdest enemies of any Mario family game.

If you told me these were pre designs for LM3 I would have believed you.
The first monster legit reminds me of the monsters in Courage the Cowardly Dog.

 

[Mcmadness]

"YoUr NoT PeRFecT"

 

[Noct]

"Retuuuuurn the slaaaab or suffer my curse."

 

[Ten]

 

[Mount Wario]

Lol why is Peach's hair facing diagonally while everything else faces frontwards.

 

[LeftyGreenMario]

It's to face away from the horrors that the two Bros stole each other's hats

 

[Mount Wario]

What the fcuk I did not notice that until you said it. They actually fooled me for once.

 

[Sweet Snow]

Who lives in a Toad House under Jolly Roger Bay?