Look at it! Look at it! LOOK AT IT!

He looks like a sentient car seat that grew limbs
 
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I think Daisy lost her panniers and substituted her hair for them.

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There's a COLLECTION of these? Hope we don't get to see other characters with distended jaws like Yoshi's here.
 
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I think the DK mask looks bad already, but just imagine a human wearing that. I'm also not sure how Yoshi's going to work well.

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This mask set is even worse! Luigi's not even Luigi, he's more like a green Mario with Luigi's hair. Yoshi, DK, and Toad all look pretty terrible (not that Peach looks any better), but I have no idea what's worse: puffy cheek, gouged eyeball Donkey Kong or bleeding Yoshi with deflated nose, both which would be crying human eyeballs for tears if they're worn.

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Feeling breezy, Yoshi? His saddle turned into a penny and jumped right off, presumably before this Yoshi gets relocated to where he belongs: in a ditch!
 
zelen !! said:
he just looks weird here. like those arm and leg shapes???? seems to look fine in game
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apparently there's an additional simulated fur effect that's applied by the game engine that can't be as easily replicated, that's why DK looks okay ingame but not as a ripped model

also for the lazy, here's the pics of Donkey Kong face disfiguration

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Mario and friends must find a way to escape from this suffocating bag! Mario shakes his fist at the world for his unfortunate predicament as a cheap poorly made plastic and for his unfortunate situation of having prosthetic legs that don't quite match his waistline. Luigi has a similar situation of prosthetic hips, but he tried getting a beauty mark to hopefully distract prospective buyers. Will his black hair dye and Mario-sideburns win the ladies AND gentlemen over? DK thinks so, which is why he's trying to pickpocket Luigi while grinning and bearing it in this prison. Yoshi can't even breathe right, so, while straining to take breaths with only barely-closed mouth, he adjusted his nose to smell DK's arm and ear instead!

And this is all apparently for $66 dollars! Even if you cave in and pay for the obvious medical expenses, it won't cover it all! For shame!
 
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Luigi, fed up, caused Starlow to blow up inside Gut Check. The carrots are vaporized in the process too.
 
This is me, this is my buddy Mario! We imprisoned DK in this wrestling ring as punishment for killing King K. Rool in there!
 
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