Look at it! Look at it! LOOK AT IT!

[LeftyGreenMario]

He looks like a sentient car seat that grew limbs

 

[Zelda and Tri]

 

[Sweet Snow]

His monkey gun
Is a horror at work
If he shoots them
They're going to squirm

 

[Zelda and Tri]

 

[LeftyGreenMario]

I think Daisy lost her panniers and substituted her hair for them.

There's a COLLECTION of these? Hope we don't get to see other characters with distended jaws like Yoshi's here.

 

[LeftyGreenMario]

I think the DK mask looks bad already, but just imagine a human wearing that. I'm also not sure how Yoshi's going to work well.

This mask set is even worse! Luigi's not even Luigi, he's more like a green Mario with Luigi's hair. Yoshi, DK, and Toad all look pretty terrible (not that Peach looks any better), but I have no idea what's worse: puffy cheek, gouged eyeball Donkey Kong or bleeding Yoshi with deflated nose, both which would be crying human eyeballs for tears if they're worn.

Feeling breezy, Yoshi? His saddle turned into a penny and jumped right off, presumably before this Yoshi gets relocated to where he belongs: in a ditch!

 

[LeftyGreenMario]

 

[zel]

ignoring the faces and floating hands making dk feel like some sort of biblicalyl accurate angel he just looks weird here. like those arm and leg shapes????
seems to look fine in game though but i sure as hell remembered that his face can just detach from his head in it if you go way too fast

 

[LeftyGreenMario]

he just looks weird here. like those arm and leg shapes???? seems to look fine in game

apparently there's an additional simulated fur effect that's applied by the game engine that can't be as easily replicated, that's why DK looks okay ingame but not as a ripped model

also for the lazy, here's the pics of Donkey Kong face disfiguration

 

[Bugzzy]

i've posted this in another thread but this is official and i can't get over that

Garfield reference, clearly.

 

[LeftyGreenMario]

Mario and friends must find a way to escape from this suffocating bag! Mario shakes his fist at the world for his unfortunate predicament as a cheap poorly made plastic and for his unfortunate situation of having prosthetic legs that don't quite match his waistline. Luigi has a similar situation of prosthetic hips, but he tried getting a beauty mark to hopefully distract prospective buyers. Will his black hair dye and Mario-sideburns win the ladies AND gentlemen over? DK thinks so, which is why he's trying to pickpocket Luigi while grinning and bearing it in this prison. Yoshi can't even breathe right, so, while straining to take breaths with only barely-closed mouth, he adjusted his nose to smell DK's arm and ear instead!

And this is all apparently for $66 dollars! Even if you cave in and pay for the obvious medical expenses, it won't cover it all! For shame!

 

[LeftyGreenMario]

HEYYLLLP

 

[THE END]

HEYYLLLP

If that's yours then congratulations! You can sell it on eBay for ten times the original price!

 

[Flowey]

ignoring the faces and floating hands making dk feel like some sort of biblicalyl accurate angel he just looks weird here. like those arm and leg shapes????
seems to look fine in game though but i sure as hell remembered that his face can just detach from his head in it if you go way too fast

One-Winged Kong

 

[LeftyGreenMario]

Luigi, fed up, caused Starlow to blow up inside Gut Check. The carrots are vaporized in the process too.

 

[Zelda and Tri]

 

[LeftyGreenMario]

Is this the new DLC addon for Hungry Hungry Hippos?

 

[LeftyGreenMario]

I think Bowser has a cold

 

[Sweet Snow]

 

[Zelda and Tri]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1479163425527930884

 

[Vivian]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1479163425527930884

EYE I'm Daisy!

 

[LeftyGreenMario]

An actual Mario Kart [Mario Kart 8 Deluxe] [Mods]

A Mario Kart 8 Deluxe (MK8D) Mod in the Kart category, submitted by A_Thing

gamebanana.com

 

[Doc von Schmeltwick]

Daily reminder

 

[Zelda and Tri]

 

[LeftyGreenMario]

This is me, this is my buddy Mario! We imprisoned DK in this wrestling ring as punishment for killing King K. Rool in there!