Look at it! Look at it! LOOK AT IT!

[Xiahou Dun]

I have a propeller Luigi who's is a similar situation to this.

And I have no idea if that mouth is a happy mouth or not because you can see it both ways.

Is Bowser going to throw that Mario though, I'm concerned about THAT.

 

[J-Yoshi64]

I cringed. 'Twasn't a dramatic cringe, but it still happened.

 

[Xiahou Dun]

TAKE ONE STEP, AND THEN AGAIN

 

[zel]

what are you holding in your mouth mario. why are you a hamster

 

[Wittgenstein]

Source - Small Mario Findings: this nightmare is officially licensed.

 

[Toadettefan]

Source - Small Mario Findings: this nightmare is officially licensed.

It’s time for Mushrooms VS. Zombies, the first one the Mushrooms will be facing is Basic Goomba Zombie!

Your Mushrooms are:
Super Mushroom:powers up other mushrooms
Fire Mushroom:burns zombies
Ice Mushroom:freezes zombies, making them unable to move
Mega Mushroom:defeats a zombie in one hit
Mini Mushroom:shrinks zombies, making them easier to defeat
Poison Mushroom:poisons zombies, making them lose HP repeatedly
Electric Mushroom:paralyzes zombies, making them move more slowly
Propeller Mushroom:blow all zombies in a lane away
Rainbow Mushroom:defeat all zombies on screen

Fortunately, you don’t need to use any sun, as Mushrooms VS. Zombies doesn’t allow that.

 

[Doc von Schmeltwick]

what are you holding in your mouth mario. why are you a hamster

"Mario runs around like a hamster in this game. In fact, I had a pet hamster at the time!"
-Translated version of Miyamoto's thoughts about Super Mario 64 from the Super Mario 25th anniversary book.

 

[Mcmadness]

 

[Doc von Schmeltwick]

Peach
(Super Mario Bros., Illumination Entertainment)

 

[Doc von Schmeltwick]

When you don't even care about the conspicuous clipping.

Or any other part of the game, for that matter.

 

[Doomhiker]

When you don't even care about the conspicuous clipping.

Or any other part of the game, for that matter.

 

[Xiahou Dun]

You can tell the head is a just a punch of primitives lumped together and plopped on top of an existing model. I'm a little surprised there seems to be a bit of UV in spite of the bare minimum modeling effort.

 

[Doc von Schmeltwick]

Probably that's where most of the "effort" budget went.

 

[Xiahou Dun]

Oh lol, I just noticed that the eyelids and pupils aren't even UVd, they're just extra primitives overlapping the green primitives.

 

[Xiahou Ba]

So, it's like a Spore building or a Spore vehicle.

....even as a Spore creation this thing would fail.

 

[Xiahou Dun]

Brutal...

 

[Teedgee]

Now I know why they removed the P balloon.

 

[Xiahou Dun]

They're paying a homage to the Mario & Luigi games.

 

[Xiahou Dun]

DK approves of the new watermelon lipstick he believes will boost his health in DK64 as well as increasing the chances Candy will give him a Golden Banana.

 

[Marioro]

Spoiler: CHRIST ALMIGHTY

 

[Koops]

ok

 

[Teedgee]

Spoiler

Nice butt, Mario.

 

[J-Yoshi64]

Spoiler

 

[Doc von Schmeltwick]

Spoiler

That head doesn't even look like Mario's. Let's say it's the bleventy-zillionth bootleg Mario with a permutated name and called him "Meiureeeyohhww."

 

[Xiahou Ba]

nice thing to wake up to. that model seriously needs to put some clothes on.