9,000 Things in Mario games that don't exist in the Real World

[Lario]

283. Blue penguins. (I'm sure...)

 

[Smiley The Hun]

283. Blue penguins. (I'm sure...)

I think someone already said that.

 

[SolarBlaze]

284. X-Nauts

Sorry if that one was already said, too, but I'm too lazy to go through all twelve pages right now.

 

[Lario]

P. A.: I'm sure nobody said it. They must've been referring to Bumpties. I'm referring to REAL penguins being blue.

285. Penguins more than twice the size of a human.
286. Penguins who race people.

 

[Jesus Freak]

287: Lumas

21. Turtles can't use headgear.
22.Turtles can't Throw Hammers.

24. Soccor with stupid crazy powerups.

43. Nerdy chameleons

124. Flipside
125. Flopside


...I hope

186. Sarasaland

Giant Board games with floating dice blocks.

Oh,snap..................................

75. The fact that everything in existence ALWAYS SMILES.

I saw Rolie Polie Olie the other day while flicking around and noticed everything in that show had faces too... hm, I smell a consipiracy.

76. A kingdom in which its landmarks dissapear and are replaced with some other crap.

DUN DUN DUN DUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!

143. Monarchy that doesn't suck.

(/me promotes his political views in mario forum?)

WE THE PEOPLE OF THE MARIOWIKI FORUMS--*shot*

144. Identity theft cause by someone wearing a bed sheet.

xD

280. A measurement system for how healthy you are.
281. A hat that somehow sticks to your head and lifts you into the sky without pulling your hair.
282. Snowmen that you can't break with a hammer.

LOL, does MC Ballyhoo even HAVE hair?

 

[Lario]

288. Living stars in general.
289. Stars that are not a sphere.

 

[Jesus Freak]

290, babeh!: Stars that make you look like an 8-bit person.

 

[Lario]

291. The ability to become 8-Bit behind a curtain (PM:TTYD. X-Naut place.)

 

[ShyGuy27]

291. The ability to become 8-Bit behind a curtain (PM:TTYD. X-Naut place.)

Pfft, you could go 8-bit by jumping into a jar in the original PM.

 

[Lario]

291. The ability to become 8-Bit behind a curtain (PM:TTYD. X-Naut place.)

Pfft, you could go 8-bit by jumping into a jar in the original PM.

Didn't play it...
292. Dice that you jump into.

 

[ShyGuy27]

291. The ability to become 8-Bit behind a curtain (PM:TTYD. X-Naut place.)

Pfft, you could go 8-bit by jumping into a jar in the original PM.

Didn't play it...

BLASPHEMY!

293. The Shiver Region (unfortuately).

 

[Lario]

294. Floating polygons that are 2-D that ATTACK.

 

[jaffffey]

295. A Vacuum cleaner that sucks up ghosts
296. An Intelligent water pump

 

[Lario]

297. Monsters truely made out of paint.

 

[Jesus Freak]

298: Mr. Game & Watch (unfortunately)

 

[Lario]

299. Sharks that attack people for no reason.

 

[Jesus Freak]

300: Peach

 

[Lario]

300: Peach

301. People named after fruit and plants. (I think.)

 

[Stooben]

302: Sarasaland

 

[ShyGuy27]

300: Peach

301. People named after fruit and plants. (I think.)

*coughgrapes*

 

[Smiley The Hun]

300: Peach

301. People named after fruit and plants. (I think.)

*coughgrapes*

>.< Am I not a Mario character.

BTW I think someone said Peach.

16.

 

[ShyGuy27]

300: Peach

301. People named after fruit and plants. (I think.)

*coughgrapes*

>.< Am I not a Mario character.

He said people in the real world aren't named after fruit.

 

[Lario]

16.

What the...

How did that post slip through? It's nonsense (In a way...)! Okay, 301 is now 300 because of that post...

 

[Stooben]

301. Rainbow stars.

 

[Lario]

302. Stars that jump.
303. Stars that are alive.
304. Stars used for many events. (The Mario RPGs... So much of them related to stars...)