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Funky Kong talks about surfing all the time, but we never actually see him surfing.
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Bye Guy said:Funky Kong talks about surfing all the time, but we never actually see him surfing.
He does, although he skips on water because there aren't any waves that he can ride in the game.The DK Emoji IRL said:Bye Guy said:Funky Kong talks about surfing all the time, but we never actually see him surfing.
Technically he does surf on spikes in Tropical Freeze for Switch.
Not sure if you can surf on the water's surface though.
His surf board doubles as a hover board.LeftyGreenMario said:He air surfs in Mario Super Sluggers.
Bye Guy said:Funky Kong talks about surfing all the time, but we never actually see him surfing.
LeftyGreenMario said:Zombie could've died and just wandered in the cellar, kind of like how you find spiders and rats in there.
He's successful at being a total failure at everything, then?LeftyGreenMario said:That would imply Wario is successful at something other than being a rich smelly fartbag, and I don't think I can accept that.
Don't forget, he's an inventor.Bye Guy said:I mean, you gotta at least appreciate the man's determination. He worked his fat off (and then put it back) to get as wealthy as Mario, risking his life in the process. Since then, he has garnered a castle filled with riches, women at his disposal (the best ending of Virtual Boy Wario Land with the Playboy bunny suggests that), virtual indestructibility, and a ton of friends that work for him to make games. He affords being a smelly fartbag because nobody cares. Wario only does what he enjoys.
Hmm, actually, this sounds like the complete opposite of failure to me. He's the epitome of success. All as a result of work.
To think that hours ago I was accusing him of murder, but I guess anyone can jump the horse when they get all they want, so who knows?