Vending machine

YtSSM gets the Koopalings. But they are all aiming guns.

Koops inserts love into that heartless machine.
 
Heartless machine sputters, groans, makes a smoke, and releases a dead Wario.

LeftyGreenMario inserts Donkey Kong's tie into the machine.
 
LeftyGreenMario gets DK chasing after her for putting his tie into the machine.

Koops inserts a wish.
 
A51 gets an even angrier grumble from the machine because it had to Google what a Giraffatitan was too, then gets a note saying "Please stop inserting dinosaurs we haven't heard of, as we only have limited internet", then gets a blue whale skeleton.
BBQ Turtle inserts two baseballs.
 
Yoshi the SSM receives a real Yoshi.

JL inserts an envelope.
 
J-Luigi gets a reply.

Koops inserts 200 ceecees.
 
Koops receives a Circuit Special.
BBQ Turtle inserts 1-Up Racing.
 
A terrible, foul odor emanates from the machine. Out pops some Surströmming.

I insert lutefisk into the vending machine.
 
A51 gets pursued by the sovietic state.

Koops inserts a quiver full of arrows.
 
A51 gets James Bond (after the vending machine did a Bing search (what, that is what I use to search).

:yoshi: the SSM inserts a miniature version of the spaceship, Odyssey.
 
:yoshi: the SSM gets an angry Mini Mario.
BBQ Turtle inserts a sticker.
 
BBQ Turtle receives Paper Mario: Sticker Star.

JL inserts a DVD.
 
JL gets a reminder that this machine is no DVD player.

Koops inserts The MarioBoards.
 
The vending machine goes cross-eyed, shudders, and spews out complete mindless junk, a bit of brain matter here and there, and maybe a coin or two.

LeftyGreenMario inserts some salt in the machine and hopes for the best.
 
The Machine coughs out pepper.

Koops inserts a red cap.
 
Koops gets it back. Wondering if something was done to the cap, he puts it on and grows a mustache and has the thoughts of Mario.

Yoshi the SSM inserts a Spiny Shell (a shell from a spiny, not the dreaded Spiny Shell from the Mario Kart series).
 
FTG gets it back with a W emblem badge. Now Waluigi gets more screen time.

Koops inserts facial hair.
 
The vending machine coughs and gags from the utter hairiness. All snacks become Pringles in glory of the mustache. Koops also gets a Pringles can.

LeftyGreenMario inserts Waluigi's nose in the machine.
 
LeftyGreenMario gets a Mishapen Hershey's Kiss. Funny, it looks like Waluigi's nose...

Luigi 64DD inserts an Unspecified Object.
 
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