Your favorite Quotes in video games...

"It could only cost you your life, and you got that for free."

--Some sailor dude in Earthbound
 
"You arriving already? I have shock at you!"

~Fawful, Mario & Luigi: Bowser's Inside Story
 
Sigint: Uh, Snake... What are you doing?
Snake: I'm in a box.
Sigint: A cardboard box? Why are you...?
Snake: I dunno. I was just looking at it and I suddenly got this urge to get inside. No, not just an urge—more than that. It was my destiny to be here; in the box.
Sigint: Destiny...?
Snake: Yeah. And then when I put it on, I suddenly got this feeling of inner peace. I can't put it into words. I feel... safe. Like this is where I was meant to be. Like I'd found the key to true happiness.
Sigint: ...
Snake: Does any of that make sense?
Sigint: Not even a little.
Snake: You should come inside the box... Then you'll know what I mean.
Sigint: Man, I don't wanna know what you mean! Between you and Para-Medic, is everyone but me that is hooked up with the Major strange?!
Snake: ...
Sigint: Yeah, well, anyway, I suppose even that dumb-ass box might make a decent disguise if you wear it inside a building.
- Snake and Signit, MGS3
 
Snake: What, that pink marshmallow?
 
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If this post is made of fail, hit me with a hammer. :D
 
Booman said:
"It's a Me, Mario!"

SM64.
Charles Martinet = The greatest voice actor in the history of earth :D
 
Second best, behind Mika Kanai.
 
^ Never heard of that guy.



"WEEEEEEEEEEEEE! I am fabulous!"

- Disco Kid

(It's just hilarious for how ridiculous it is...)
 
Uniju said:
Second best, behind Mika Kanai.
Call me a noob but who's Mika Kanai?
 
I was just playing Half-Life and a scientist just launched himself through a window, turned to me, and said, "Good to see you Freeman".
 
When I shoot people in Perfect Dark, sometimes they say "Why... me..." and I like to make stupid answers in my mind like "Because you were shooting at me"
 
"Now we gotta teach that old cook a lesson he won't soon forget!"

~Bass, Mega Man 10
 
Sheep Man said:
When I shoot people in Perfect Dark, sometimes they say "Why... me..." and I like to make stupid answers in my mind like "Because you were shooting at me"
I love it when I throw a knife at them and they say "Holy moly!"
 
The billboard in SMG on the first Ghostly Galaxy level made me laugh really hard. You can't read the sign unless you use the Boo Mushroom, so when Mario reads it, it says, "It's written in Booish."
 
Kojirou said:
Sheep Man said:
When I shoot people in Perfect Dark, sometimes they say "Why... me..." and I like to make stupid answers in my mind like "Because you were shooting at me"
I love it when I throw a knife at them and they say "Holy moly!"
And the civilians that say "Here, take my wallet!"
 
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