Tell a story to make the above user's avatar seems spooky!

[J-Yoshi64]

Mario was decapitated!

 

[Teedgee]

Oh no! This Yoshi looks like it's about to kill you!

 

[Pink Cat]

Toad has been poisoned by his sports drink and lies on the field, alone.

 

[Occasionally Returns]

Black cats mean bad luck, pink cats mean even worse luck. Something really bad is going to happen to this particular cat, as seen from its face.

 

[Zdrmonster Productions]

looks like a bee, faints.

 

[J-Yoshi64]

It doesn't exist!

 

[Czario]

J-Yoshi64 is staring into my soul, and that slight insidious smile is certainly not helping.

 

[Teedgee]

Plaque Knight is a fake plaque doctor who kills his patients.

 

[Zdrmonster Productions]

toad kills mario.

 

[LeftyGreenMario]

The lack of avatar is a perfect representation of the faceless college student loan sharks that jacks graduated students' interest rates to horrific levels to the point where the amount you owe goes from $17,000 to $14,000 even though you paid $8,000! Now that's something to lose sleep over!

 

[Ray Trace]

Mario in a dress is an indicator that SJW's will take over the world and force all men to wear a dress and stop acting like how a man should act like.

 

[Zdrmonster Productions]

he is a part of the ussr.

 

[LeftyGreenMario]

Someone out there wrote a horrifying description of this boxart on Wikipedia.

 

[Zdrmonster Productions]

she will marry bowser

 

[Occasionally Returns]

Mario's smile is twisted and has a twitching eye

 

[Teedgee]

No need to say anything....

 

[J-Yoshi64]

Beneath that helmet is a VOID OF DARKNESS

 

[Teedgee]

The Yoshi next to you is about to murder you...

 

[Noct]

Revealing Shovel Knight's face would destroy the time space continuum.

 

[Teedgee]

Mario's eyes are black instead of blue because he doesn't have a soul anymore.....

 

[Czario]

I think ants have very good reason to be afraid of this guy.

 

[J-Yoshi64]

He's a knight of the Plague.

The Yoshi next to you is about to murder you...

Everyone says that, or something similar.

 

[London Parris]

The Yoshi next to you will become traitorous one day.

 

[Teedgee]

The Yoshi next to you is about to murder you...

Everyone says that, or something similar.

The Yoshi next to you will become traitorous one day.

Yup, you're right, J!

This guy will haunt your soul and kill you.

 

[Pink Cat]

He uses that shovel to dig graves