1,000,000 excuses for dying in a video game

[reecer6]

98. A large blanket somehow appeared on the TV screen.
99. A baby pulled the console/TV plug.
100. I was celebrating the 100th excuse for dying in a VG!

 

[Lario]

101. I was celebrating with the guy above.

 

[Smiddle]

102. I thought that was a water gun.

 

[Lario]

103. I went back to this one area and-BAM, I'm dead.

 

[Smiddle]

104. Well, I simply didn't have a very good day. First, when I was going to eat breakfast, I discovered that the caviar I was putting on my sandwich actually was floating putty that somehow had turned read. Then, my boss fired me after I accidently set his shirt on fire with my Cuban cigar. At home, my girlfriend broke up because she didn't approve of that I punched a hole in the wall every time the radiator became too hot. So, I died.

 

[Lario]

105. My house was on fire because I left the toaster on.
106. The console blew up!
107. I got so bored I fell asleep and my head landed on a button on the controller that made me push the SELF-DESTRUCT button in the vehicle in the game.

 

[Smiddle]

108. Oops, maybe I should plug in the controller next time.

 

[Lario]

109. Aliens had taken over my mind and hey let me lose the game.
110. I lost The Game and had to shout "I lost The Game" while in my video game an explosion happened...

 

[Luigifreak]

111. I lost my NES zapper so I had to use a nerf gun and my NES got shooten.
112. The zombie dude said he was gonna kill me. I was always taught to do what adults told me to do.

 

[SmartGuy]

112. Wait, this is a game? :/

 

[Lario]

113. I tried to play with my eyes closed for a second...
114. My eyes were closed the entire time.
115. I'm blind.

 

[SmartGuy]

114. I like losing. :P

 

[Lario]

You mean 116?

117. I was kidnapped by Japanese people for playing an American game on an American console...

 

[Jesus Freak]

118: I was kidnapping Japanese people for kidnapping someone for playing an American game on an American console.

 

[Lario]

119. I got distracted by the keyboard cat.

 

[Booman]

120.I saw Weegee.

 

[Jesus Freak]

121. I wasn't playing anything. -_-

 

[SmartGuy]

122. I suddenly realised that I had rectal cancer (if that exists) and had to quickly rush to the hospital without stallin to turn the game and TV off.

 

[Jesus Freak]

123: I died because I ran out of hit points. 0_0

 

[Lario]

124. I was forced to face Waddle Dee.
125. I tried to go to the beginning of the level, but I ran out of time.

 

[SmartGuy]

126. It was my first go. D:
127. I was disturbed by the fact that Lario exists.

 

[Lario]

128. I got attacked by the Anti-Game people because I was playing a VERY bad game.

 

[Hobbes]

127- it was such a bad game, i didnt want to play it

 

[Jesus Freak]

128 (for Mimi in castle Bleck):

Dude, she has, like, Rubees.

And and attack of 4.

And by that time, I had, like, 17 HP.

 

[Weasel]

129. I was fighting Air Man.

Air Man ga taosenai.