1,000,000 excuses for dying in a video game

623: I saw a lake in the Yold Desert and attempted to run towards it.I fell off a cliff(the lake was never there).
 
625-Multiple rainbow colored ducks began falling from the sky and one of them ate my warp pipe, which prevented me from grabbing a metal spoon and going to the Ruler Store to buy some yogurt to dump on my warp pipe, which one of the multiple rainbow colored ducks ate, which prevented me from grabbing a metal spoon...

and while that was happening the DS exploded and I lost a life.
 
626 It's a long story
 
Matthew Bellamy said:
624. I had to go.

627: You already went at 6:13. (Fairly Oddparents quote)
 
628: It wasn't virtual reality
 
629: I remembered my grandads coming today, and I havent seen him since October
630:Giratina and The Sky Warrior is going to be on in 2 hours and I went to get some popcorn. :posh:
 
632: My friend was calling me
 
634: I got disconnected online
 
636: The game hates me!
 
638: The buttons were jammed
 
640: I wanted to make him die
 
642:Exactly the same as 606, I remembered I still hadnt done the homework after 4/5 days, and dropped the controller because I was so shocked.
 
646:I forgot to write 644, meaning that this is 645, because 644 never existed, so Matthew Bellamy's post is 644, so this is 645.
 
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