bad wishes are not necessarily bad

[Chair]

Do you know the thread "Good wishes aren't always good wishes"? well this the opposite.
I want to jump in a volcano

 

[MiracleDinner]

you get saved by a flying magician

i want paper mario the origami king to have no original characters besides the ones we've already been shown.

 

[Chair]

Granted, but every character is now a clone of original character already shown.
I want to take a shower full of lava

 

[Teedgee]

granted. you had lavaproof armor and it ended up being comfortable

i wish a died

actually this thread already exists. no-one posted in it in a while but just to let ya know

 

[Chair]

granted, you died but got revived and now your life is better.
I wish I could break my switch without my bros figuring out

 

[MiracleDinner]

granted. they buy a PS5 when it drops

i wish everyone hated minecraft

 

[Goombuigi]

Granted. It's free now.

I wish that the Nintendo Switch would sell badly.

 

[Chair]

Granted. now nobody's buying one because they all caught one before your wish
I wish fast food tasted like vegetables

 

[Primarina]

granted, but vegetables taste like fast food.
I wish a transphobic character appeared in the pretty cure franchise.

 

[Chair]

granted. he appeared as an important character and ended up liking him/her
I wish there were no more gaming consoles.

 

[Goombuigi]

Granted. Now the major game console developers make PC, Steam, and mobile games.

I wish that Luigi didn't exist.

 

[Chair]

granted. nintendo just created mario at first and then everyone were making a new fan character about the green mario and ended up beeing luigi.
I wish I never existed

 

[Primarina]

granted. he appeared as an important character and ended up liking him/her
I wish there were no more gaming consoles.

ended up liking whom?

 

[Chair]

ended up liking whom?

...u got me confused

 

[Primarina]

...u got me confused

you said "ended up liking him/her"

 

[Goombuigi]

you said "ended up liking him/her"

He's probably referring to the transphobic character.

 

[Primarina]

He's probably referring to the transphobic character.

then who is the "he" who appeared as an important character?

 

[Chair]

then who is the "he" who appeared as an important character?

also the transphobic character
anyways let's just continue with the drill

I wish I never existed

 

[Primarina]

also the transphobic character
anyways let's just continue with the drill

I wish I never existed

so you're saying the transphobic character eventually ended up liking himself? anyway, granted. Donald Trump also never existed.
I wish for Hanadera Nodoka to die when Fuurin Asumi first appears.

 

[Chair]

well about this post right below

granted. he appeared as an important character and ended up liking him/her
I wish there were no more gaming consoles.

I just completly forgot about it so don't even bother asking anymore

so you're saying the transphobic character eventually ended up liking himself? anyway, granted. Donald Trump also never existed.
I wish for Hanadera Nodoka to die when Fuurin Asumi first appears.

well... It's still a bad wish because I don't get to enjoy my life

 

[Primarina]

well about this post right below

I just completly forgot about it so don't even bother asking anymore

well... It's still a bad wish because I don't get to enjoy my life

I can't make your "never existed" wish a good wish. That's too much to ask for.

 

[Chair]

It's not like donald trump not existing was any better

 

[Goombuigi]

I wish for Hanadera Nodoka to die when Fuurin Asumi first appears.

Granted, but people protest about it so much that it was rewritten so that Hanadera Nodoka didn't die.

I wish that Peach would be in Super Mario Maker 2 instead of Toadette.

 

[Primarina]

Granted, but people protest about it so much that it was rewritten so that Hanadera Nodoka didn't die.

I wish that Peach would be in Super Mario Maker 2 instead of Toadette.

that's already a good wish.

 

[Goombuigi]

that's already a good wish.

Oh whoops. I mixed this with the other thread.

I wish that Nintendo wouldn't release games digitally.