bad wishes are not necessarily bad

[Kirbyo]

Granted, but Google created another video platform.

I wish for Google to stop developing products.

Granted, but FireFox takes over.
Here's a classic: I wish for world peace.

 

[Chair]

I wish for world peace

This is a good wish
I wish to get beaten up

 

[Wynn Liaw]

Granted, but the person was caught beating you up and has to pay for your hospital fees.

I wish that the police wouldn't care so much about that person.

 

[Chair]

granted, they instead care about about me instead

I wish that Mario didn't have a mustache

 

[Kirbyo]

This is a good wish
I wish to get beaten up

Wait, whoops wrong thread!
Granted, but now he lives longer because he can breathe better.
I wish for all Goombas to be stepped on.

 

[Wynn Liaw]

The good Goombas are revived as members of stronger species.

I wish for Goomboss to be revived.

 

[Primarina]

granted, but you also get a superpower.
I wish for super sentai and kamen rider to be canceled until 2025.

 

[Zdrmonster Productions]

You also get a copy of Link: The Faces of Evil...wait.

I wish Hotel Mario was ported to the Nintendo 64.

 

[Bugzzy]

Granted, but it was also ported for the Nintendo Switch, with 3D graphics and soon everyone loves the game.

I want to rob the bank.

 

[Zdrmonster Productions]

Granted, but the bank was in a desperate need of cleaning anyway and they 'thank' you for your effort.

I want to break my Nintendo DSi.

 

[Bugzzy]

Granted, but another one that is indestructible appears in your hands.

I want to drown.

 

[Zdrmonster Productions]

Granted, but you somehow live by becoming the water you try to drown in, and gain the ability to shape the water into any shape.

I wish Sonic Forces was released a year earlier than it did.

 

[Bugzzy]

Granted, but it is still popular.

I want to jump from the Burj Kalifah (The tallest building in the world)

 

[Zdrmonster Productions]

Granted, you get saved by the police.

I wish I got banned from Among Us.

 

[Bugzzy]

Granted, but the sequel was released.

I want to get electrocuted.

 

[Zdrmonster Productions]

Granted, but you get a PS5 alongside the electrocution.

I want to watch the Super Mario Bros. Movie.

 

[Bugzzy]

Granted, but the theater exploded before it started and nobody was hurt.

I want to fall in a pit.

 

[Zdrmonster Productions]

Granted, you fall into a gold mine.

I wish to get killed by someone.

 

[Bugzzy]

Granted, but you respawned.

I want to fall in lava

 

[Zdrmonster Productions]

Granted, the lava isn't actually lava.

I want to be called a racist word.

 

[Bugzzy]

Granted, but that person was arrested.

I want a piano to fall on my head.

 

[Primarina]

granted, but the piano was actually ladybug's lucky charm
I wish to get akumatized

 

[Mario Enjoyer]

Granted, but your a bad villain and fail the second you fight, thus failing to hurt anyone.

Time to win the thread.
I wish to not exist.

 

[Bugzzy]

Granted, but you come back as someone else.

I want a giant slimeball to fall on my head.

 

[Mario Enjoyer]

Granted, but you survive and now have the power to summon and control infinite slime creatures.


I wish for all good media to include a scrappy doo like character.