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Blitzo

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Congratulations! You are the proud owner of a new MicroMario™!
These automated dolls can listen to and carry out any command! Unfortunately, there was a programming malfunction and they are all faulty.
First, explain how the command the person above you gave failed, starting with "Mario tried, but...".
Next, give your Mario a command, starting with "Mario attempts to..."
They can even interact with other MicroMushroom™ brand toys, such as MicroLuigi™ and MicroToad™!

Here's my command:
Mario attempts to kill a goomba.
 
Mario tried, but crashed into the ceiling

Mario attempts to make pizza.
 
Mario tried, but put the pizza in the toaster instead of the oven.

Mario attempts to buy spaghetti.
 
Mario tried, but got ravioli instead.
Mario attempts to tie my shoes.
 
Mario tried, but triple knotted and cut off circulation to your foot, making it fall off.

Mario attempts to reattach said foot because I'm feeling charitable today.
Actually I just got an idea for a better version of this lol
 
Wynn Liaw said:
Mario tried, but his speed was changed to 1 millimeter per hour and he could not make it in time to buy the game.

Mario attempts to run faster than Sonic the Hedgehog.
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Mario tried, but the devs discovered he was using speed hacks.

Luigi attempts to play Blackjack at the Devil's Casino.
 
Mario tried but he lost all of his money

Mario goes to sleep.
 
It was a Toad shaped pizza.

Toad bakes a cake.
 
Luigi ties his shoes together.

Peach goes on a date with Mario.
 
Mario tries, but ends up having an argument with Peach and they nearly divorce.

Mario attempts to do the Mario.
 
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