Milo Thatch
Guys I thought of a new idea, to explore… guys?
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Personally I'm not buying Brilliant Diamond and Shining Pearl because the National Dex is still not implemented in them, so there are plenty of Pokémon that I would still not be able to transport from Sun, Moon, UltraSun, and UltraMoon to those games, so it doesn't feel right to give Nintendo, Game Freak, or the Pokémon Company 60 dollars of my money. The only way the chances would ever not be 0% would be if they added the National Dex too, and even then some things including those things you mentioned are also problems so I still might not get it even if that happens. They just figured out five years ago how to make character designs not unappealingly cutesy in Sun and Moon and then they walked back on that too.Not interested in getting this product myself because the thought of giving Nintendo/Gamefreak money for continuing to produce lifeless games on autopilot turns my stomach, but I watched one of my friends play this game for a short while.
For some reason, what I remember the most is the "animation" of the character getting in and out of bed. It made me feel uncomfortable in an uncanny valley-kind of way. To explain: You know how in old 2d sprite games they would often make beds exist on two layers, with the basic framework being on the lower layer and the blanket being on a layer above that so the player could walk between them and essentially be "under the blanket"? They recreated this effect in 3d and it's just about the cheapest-looking nonsense I've seen in a while. You walk against the bed and just kind of morph into it. It is extremely silly.
In fact, the whole game is giving me that offset vibe. Characters are rendered with comparatively higher fidelity than in the old games, but they still move and act as if they're in a sprite-based, grid-locked game. It's just unsettling to see two bobbleheads collide, with neither of them reacting to the impact and a textbox just displaying "*thud*" as if something noteworthy had happened. You could get away with this in a low-res sprite game because the level of abstraction was higher and you were able to substitute the parts you weren't seeing on screen with your imagination. But in this game, it just looks cheap and fake. Couldn't even be assed to make a basic knockback animation.
So to summarize: Forget Giratina or whatever, the true eldritch horrors of this world are beds. Don't give Nintendo your money, stick to the originals. I'm sure you can find a way to still play those.