recreate the above's user's sentence stupidly

[Chair]

the first will write a sentence, the next will quote it and then make it into something funny. If it's already funny, make it funnier. You're not allowed to be rude or anything, you can change whatever you want from replacing words to others, to removing or adding words, what matters is that it still has some similarity. You also can't recreate your own sentence

"I wanna have some pizza today"

 

[Dr. Peach]

"I wanna have some pizza today"

I will have Pizza today.

My sentence:

Don't make a monkey out of yourself.

 

[Chair]

Make a Monke out of yourself

"let me drink a juice"

 

[MiracleDinner]

allow me to be a vampire against fruit

"Teen Titans Go! is the best television show"

 

[THE END]

Teen Titans Go! is the best television show

Allow us to introduce ourselves

 

[Chair]

Teen Titans Go! is the best television show

u didn't make it into the funny

Among us introduced as elves

"This is truly outstanding!"

 

[THE END]

u didn't make it into the funny

the sentence is stupid in itself for me

 

[Power Flotzo]

"This is truly outstanding!"

What I am saying is not falsely sitting!

"Where are you aiming for? 'Far away,' your answer pointed to the sky."

 

[Chair]

Were you aiming for me? Stay away, point at the sky instead.

"I make myself at home and then sit on the table"

 

[Wynn Liaw]

"I make myself at home and then sit on the table"

I make myself at Holmes and den seat on da table

Do you know who is Holmes?

 

[Chair]

Do you know I'm stuck in a hole?

"I'm going to draw myself"

 

[Wynn Liaw]

I'm going to draw a card with the word "myself"

Will you draw a Joker next?

 

[Wynn Liaw]

Will, you drowned a Junker's text?

I hate Junker!

 

[Chair]

nice you just recreated your own sentence. just to inform this counts as cheating, but I'll let it slip.

I ate Junk!

noice cream sandwich man

 

[Wynn Liaw]

No, Ice screamed "Sandwich man!"

Fire can melt ice.

 

[Chair]

Fire hasn't felt so nice

"my dog is large"

 

[Wynn Liaw]

My dog is unsmall.

"My rabbit is small."

 

[Chair]

My rabbit is a mall

"Little mac is broken in smash"

 

[Power Flotzo]

Mega Mac got ripped in Smesh.

Is corn grass?

 

[The Green Knight]

mega is to Mac,
as Smash is to smeash.
Corn is to Grass,
as butt is to..... butt.

Cotyledon - A "seed leaf" which develops as a part of the seed. It provides nutrients to the developing seedling and eventually becomes the first leaf of the plant.


ima tring to beat the system

 

[Wynn Liaw]

Cotyledon - A seen leaf witch's devil's hopes is a part of the seed. IT Pro writes new trends to the devil-hopping Seedlink and Eventually becomes the first leaf of the plant.

Are we learning Science?

 

[Cayde]

Science, we are learning?

I love Cars.

 

[garfeld the cat]

I love Cars.

Me like vehicles

"Among us is actually a good game"

 

[Cayde]

A mongoose is a good geese.

I love LEGO.

 

[Wynn Liaw]

My dove, LET GO!

Do you like doves?