Mediocre wishes aren't always mediocre wishes

[Milo Thatch]

You wish for something extremely average that can often be pointless in this game, either slightly good, neutral, or slightly bad, and the user below turns it into something really good or really bad. I'll start.

I wish for a sticky note with the number 5 on it.

 

[Bob Craples]

You wish for something extremely average that can often be pointless in this game, either slightly good, neutral, or slightly bad, and the user below turns it into something really good or really bad. I'll start.

I wish for a sticky note with the number 5 on it.

The person who gives it to you is Harrison Ford and you guys become friends.

I wish for a cup of coffee.

 

[Kirbyo]

The person who gives it to you is Harrison Ford and you guys become friends.

I wish for a cup of coffee.

It's poisoned.
I wish for a dollar.

 

[Flowey]

It had a $100 bill stuck to the back.



I wish to play BotW

 

[Milo Thatch]

Granted, Impa turns into Impa's voice and quotes from Zelda CDi causing you to die of laughter

I wish I could interact with Zuko from ATLA

 

[Kirbyo]

It had a $100 bill stuck to the back.



I wish to play BotW

You can't find the second dungeon.
I wanna play Pokemon Snap.

 

[Flowey]

You can't find the second dungeon.
I wanna play Pokemon Snap.

Granted, you get four star pictures of all the Pokemon on your first try.

 

[Milo Thatch]

You can't find the second dungeon.
I wanna play Pokemon Snap.

I replied first

@Mater what's your wish?

I'll do mine: I wish I could be hypnotized by the Hypno-Ring

 

[Kirbyo]

I replied first

@Mater what's your wish?

I'll do mine: I wish I could be hypnotized by the Hypno-Ring

Granted, but they make you watch Shrek five times, then read the entirety of the lord of the rings twice, and finally jump into a volcano.
I wish for some candy.

 

[Milo Thatch]

Yes, it's given to you by King Candy, who then goes Turbo and kills you.

I wish I could make Zuko and Aang play rock paper scissors on who gets to hypnotize the other with my Hypno Ring that I give them as a zombie

 

[Cayde]

Granted, Aang wins.

My wish is for a thousand dishes with a thousand fishes on each of the thousand dishes.

 

[Milo Thatch]

Granted, Nemo is put on one of the dishes and Marlin starts yelling expletives at you for kidnapping his son.

I wish I get to see what Aang makes Zuko do under his mind control.

 

[Cayde]

Granted, Nemo is put on one of the dishes and Marlin starts yelling expletives at you for kidnapping his son.

I wish I get to see what Aang makes Zuko do under his mind control.

Granted, it plays out like a Wile E. Coyote cartoon.

 

[Milo Thatch]

And your wish is...?

I wish for more diverse grades on my tests instead of all my grades on tests being 80%.

 

[Flowey]

Granted, you get lots of 99%s and 1%s


I wish Mario.

 

[Kirbyo]

Granted, you get lots of 99%s and 1%s


I wish Mario.

Luigi.
I wish for a pizza.

 

[Wynn Liaw]

It's poisoned.

I wish for a picture of a pizza to be downloaded into my computer.

 

[SuperShyGuy]

That's ripped.

I wish for a Sony Playstation Portable.

 

[Cayde]

Granted, you get a Playstation 1 with the Crash trilogy and CTR.

I wish that Looney Tunes would air more.

 

[Kirbyo]

Granted, but it's just bad re-runs.
I wish to go #2.

 

[SuperShyGuy]

I wish to go #2.

Granted, but there's only 1 stall in the restroom.
I wish for Sonic games to be actually good.

 

[Flowey]

Granted, they've always been good and Sonic is th dominant franchise instead of Mario



I wish I'd gotten up earlier today

 

[MiracleDinner]

Granted, you wake up early enough to see a UFA

I wish the next episode of Teen Titans Go! features exactly 25 characters

 

[Power Flotzo]

Granted. All 25 of those characters have the same ear-grating voice, even though they all look different, making it a pain to watch the episode.

I wish a passerby would confuse me for Fyvush Finkel.

 

[Cayde]

Granted, you're now famous for looking exactly like him.

I wish more people would read Megaverse.