Favorite TV Quotes

Bart: "No more girls at our school! Now I can walk down the hall with Bart Jr. hangin' out. Isn't that right, Bart Jr.?"

Frog: "Ribbit. (I thought he meant his penis.)"
 
Sharks Territory said:
Bart: "No more girls at our school! Now I can walk down the hall with Bart Jr. hangin' out. Isn't that right, Bart Jr.?"

Frog: "Ribbit. (I thought he meant his *bleep*.)"
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Giggity?


"You can't believe everything you read on the internet. That's how World War 1 got started."

Announcer in Sony PS3 Commercial
 
Greg: What if she doesn't want you to pluck her?

Chris: Somebody's gotta pluck her

Greg: What if somebody else already plucked her?

Chris: I don't care who's plucked her. She's going to get plucked by me.

Greg: I wish there was somebody I could pluck.

Narrator: Thank goodness these guys are good with annunciation!
 
I don't know why, but that last quote reminded me of pikmin.
 
"Excuse me. Would you like to taste my smoked meat log?"

~Brian, Family Guy
 
Dwight: "I know that guy. He's the one that steals my hemp."
Pizza guy: "I know that guy. He's the one who grows crappy weed."

-The Office
 
"One of the best things about being a villain is that you get to lie a lot!"

~King Koopa, The Super Mario Bros. Super Show!

"I think you are the most evil, despicable reptilian individual I've ever known!"

~Princess Toadstool, same show
 
"Would I rather be feared or loved?"
"Umm, easy, both."
"I want people to fear how much they love me."

-Michael Scott
 
Chris: Well, I don't have your gift.

Greg: It's cool. You can just double up on my birthday.

Narrator: Deal. Two socks it is.
 
"And if that doesn't work, six simple words: I'm not gay, but I'll learn."

-Homer Simpson, telling Lisa how to get rid of Ralph.
 
Master Roshi: "Hmm, pale grey..."

Puar: "Huh? What's pale grey?"

Yamcha: "Is it the name of a great warrior, Master?"

Master Roshi: "No, it's nothing like that. Pale grey...is the color of Bulma's panties."

Bulma: "Hmm? AAAHH! YOU'VE BEEN LOOKING AT MY UNDERWEAR THIS WHOLE TIME!?" *She slaps him* Where's the decency in you, Roshi!?

Master Roshi: "Well, EXCUSE me for trying to lighten up the mood!"

~Dragon Ball scene
 
"Max-eye-pads? What? AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH! THE BLOOD! THE HORROR! ROBERTA'S DYING!"

-Rallo, The Cleveland Show
 
Julius: For a free meal, I don't care if y'all showed up butt-naked with socks on

Drew: But if we were butt-naked, we wouldn't have socks on would we...?

Tonya: We're not even there yet and I'm already embarrassed.
 
Toby: "Michael, I have space in my room for you to use."
Michael: "Toby, you're gonna be sleeping alone for the rest of your life, you might as well get used to it."

-The Office
 
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