Good wishes aren't always good wishes

[Scorpion999]

But in that break you get tortured to near-death.
I wish I could have Dragon Ball-esque fighting skills(I'm in karate)

 

[Nathan Fielder]

Granted, but you get punched by some tough guy in the face.

I wish for

My name is

My name is

Chuck Norris

 

[Scorpion999]

Granted but the real Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks you.

I want s hot girlfriend that likes me(I thought of that loophole. Be creative guys!)

 

[DyegoHalliwell_IceMario]

Granted but you cheat in her and broke up with you.

I wish to finally see the 4th season of WoWP.

 

[Brick4848]

Granted but afterward you are killed because that was classified.

I wish I was an admin here at this forum.

 

[Nathan Fielder]

Granted, but...

My name is

My name is

Chuck Norris

I wish for sponges.

 

[N]

Granted, but it was a very annoying sponge with buck teeth and brown pants.

I wish for all Pokemon to be free!

 

[QuizmoManiac]

Granted, but recapture them and sell them on the black market!
I wish more people would sign up for my outsiders mafia

 

[N]

Granted, but the people die soon after.

I wish that all the UNHOLY GODS OF DEATH WOULD BRING TORTURE TO ALL LIVING BEINGS!

*Huff* *Choke*

Anyone got a glass of water?

 

[SKmaric]

Granted, but you die too.

I wish I could do ANYTHING.

 

[N]

OH YEAH?! Well, I refuse to grant your wish.

I wish, that all wishes are wished to the wishes of wisdom.

 

[SKmaric]

I wish I had more time to write my history essay.

Granted, but you fail.

I still wish I could do ANYTHING.

But even the genie in my dream wouldn't grant it. So I wish all my wishes will be granted.

 

[SKmaric]

I wish, that all wishes are wished to the wishes of wisdom.

The genie doesn't know what it means so he kills you.

 

[N]

Granted, but your wish was on opposite day, which that means you can't do ANYTHING.



I wish for the green dinosaur to be a green dinosaur.

 

[QuizmoManiac]

Granted but then he turns Purple...

I wish, that all wishes are wished to the wishes of wisdom.

The genie doesn't know what it means so he kills you.

I wish I had more time to write my history essay.

Granted, but you fail.
I still wish I could do ANYTHING
But even the genie in my dream wouldn't grant it. So I wish all my wishes will be granted.

No double posting!

 

[N]

WHERE THE HACK IS YOUR WISH

 

[QuizmoManiac]

Where is yours?
I wish this thread was locked

 

[N]

Granted, but everyone goes insane.

I wish that all parrots were Chatots

 

[vvooper]

Granted, but all the anglerfish turn to Lanturn and kill the Chatots.

I wish my school still had a Japanese class.

 

[Scorpion999]

Granted, but the teacher is a racist that teaches you: Konichiwa, sushi, Pokemon, and "Ching Chang Chong!"

I wish for no midterms in my school.

 

[QuizmoManiac]

Ganted, but you have 3/4 of the way through the year tests.
I wish I had a candy.

 

[N]

Granted, but it had dynamite in the middle.

I wish my name had a pet color named *INSERT STEREOTYPICAL COLOR NAME HERE*

 

[Scorpion999]

Granted but it eats you.
I wish I could beat up the monkey kid(a jerk in my school. Go to the Mindless Junk Thread MONKEY. I mentioned him there).

 

[N]

Granted, but it turns out it was bowser in disguise. Opps. You beat up Bowser.

I wish my wishes will never go wrong.

 

[DyegoHalliwell_IceMario]

Granted, but they turn super wrong

I wish this wish not to became truth