Good wishes aren't always good wishes

Granted with no personal gain consecuences (?)

I wish to have 12 months of vacations
 
Granted. But then you die in a plane crash on your way!
I wish I lived in France
 
Granted. The entirety of France is then enslaved by aliens.

I wish someone would tell me who DrSeaweedReturns is and why he/she is being such a putz.
 
schmutz said:
Granted. The entirety of France is then enslaved by aliens.

I wish someone would tell me who DrSeaweedReturns is and why he/she is being such a putz.
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He is your everyday troll.
I wish trolls would disappear!
 
Granted. The forum then has to be shut down because the trolls post a video of Chuck Norris being beaten in a fight, therefore breaking every law of physics known to man. We all spontaneously combust.

I wish my school has a delay tomorrow.
 
Granted, but after tomorrow, it will never be delayed again.

I wish I didn't have to go to my brother's school concert.
 
Granted. But your brother is so good that he becomes world famous and doesn't give you anything
I wish my cooking class would start sooner
 
Granted, but you get no presents because the world ends.

I wish for a Lario smiley.
 
Granted. Too bad invincibility is useless when attacked by Chuck Norris.

I wish it was half an hour later so The Nanny would be on already.
 
But that was the grand finale, No more nanny
I wish it was a little warmer, here at 7000 feet!
 
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