Good wishes aren't always good wishes

Granted, but it's a fantasy football world, and nobody starts you.

I wish this wish won't jinx anything.
 
But then your exploding bowels rocket you into space
I wish I had I Top hat
 
Granted. Unfortunately, it turns out to be a modified version of Oddjob's bowler hat, and you are decapitated. Furthermore, Oddjob attended your funeral to steal the hat back.

I wish I had a can of orange pop right now.
 
Granted. It's overloaded with sugar like most drinks today. You get diabetes and 45 years later you die
I wish I had a Yoshi
 
Granted. The Yoshi then decides to avenge most of its species and footstool jumps off of you, pushing you into a bottomless pit.

I wish I lived in Culver City.
 
Granted but you go outside to celebrate being healthy again and get hit by a car.

I wish I had a life
 
Granted. You drop dead of a heart attack four seconds later.

I wish my WiFi would work with my DS.
 
Granted. But you are spammed with so many Viagra commercials that your DS explodes in your face!
I wish I had Paper Mario TTYD
 
Granted. Then someone snatches all of your Gamecube controllers and memory cards.

I wish I had an iTunes gift card for $50.
 
Something's Bruin said:
Granted, but it morphs with you.

I wish Tucayo liked the Red Sox instead of the Yankees.
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Ain't happening ;)

Granted, but a dragon steals your code, and uses it before you!

I wish the Raiders made it to the postseason this year
 
Granted. Darren McFadden commits suicide before the first game.

I wish Edofenrir lived in America.
 
Granted, but he steals your account (No offense to anyone, just saying some random thing)

I wish to have the new CD of Shakira
 
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