Good wishes aren't always good wishes

[Chivi-chivik]

Granted but you fall and it gets inside a dog's mouth (being eated.)
I wish an 'unbrokeable' Mac computer!

 

[Yoshiwaker]

Granted, but since the wish genie can't understand what you said, it gives you a rabid dog instead.
I wish for everybody to have good grammar.

 

[Chivi-chivik]

Granted, but i'm drunk and i don't grant you anything...

I wish your clean and new pencil

 

[Krizzy]

Granted, but i'm drunk and i don't grant you anything...

I wish your clean and new pencil

Granted, but since I have absolutely no stinkin' idea what that means, you get a half-eaten cheeseburger with poisoned onions instead.

I wish I had eaten the other half of the cheeseburger.

 

[Chivi-chivik]

Granted, but a rat ate it and died.

I wish my secondary school blows up.

 

[DyegoHalliwell_IceMario]

Granted but the blast sends you to a perfect school where everyone is friendly and a fan of videogames (double-sarcasm, read it two times if you don't get it)

I wish to have a Nintendo Wii

 

[Chivi-chivik]

Granted, but your Wii can't read CDs, and you spend 100$ for repair it.

I wish a Virtual Boy

 

[PokemonMaster]

Granted, but your Wii can't read CDs, and you spend 100$ for repair it.

I wish a Virtual Boy

Granted, but someone steals it from you.

 

[Koopayoshi]

Granted, but your Wii can't read CDs, and you spend 100$ for repair it.

I wish a Virtual Boy

Granted, but someone steals it from you.

What's your wish!?!?!?

 

[PokemonMaster]

I wish I had nothing to wish.

 

[DyegoHalliwell_IceMario]

Granted but you win a failed Shy Guy.

I wish for a new Shakira concert, but in Viña del Mar, instead of Santiago (of Chile).

 

[PokemonMaster]

Granted, but the concert explodes the moment you see it.
I wish that I had 1000,000 dollars that I did not steal and that not counterfeit.

 

[DyegoHalliwell_IceMario]

Granted, but the explosion you mentioned above was fake

I wish to have the power to orb (teleportation)

 

[PokemonMaster]

Granted, but you already have that power.
I wish for a wish that won't mess up.

 

[Chivi-chivik]

Granted,, but i'm drunk and it will mess up with you.

I wish an invincible MP4.

 

[DyegoHalliwell_IceMario]

Granted but you suck it's invincibility and it brokes

I wish for a Charmed episode with Shakira

Spoiler

It's not possible since Charmed ended on 2006 ><

 

[Chivi-chivik]

Granted, but, as you said, they can't do one.

I wish something cool from you.

 

[DyegoHalliwell_IceMario]

Granted, here have this book (see signature)

I wish I could have a BOS (Book of Shadows) replica

 

[Chivi-chivik]

Granted, but the last 20 pages have been taken out.

I wish lots of free time.

 

[DyegoHalliwell_IceMario]

Granted but you waste it on Jersey Shore crap.

I wish for a new Charmed season.

 

[Chivi-chivik]

Granted but they are too lazy for do another and it finishes being a crap season.

I wish fun.

 

[Krizzy]

Granted, but since you said "wish fun" and not "wish for fun", the Wish Genie misinterprets that you wish fun away. We all die.

I wish that this wish was incorruptable and didn't do anyone any harm.

 

[DyegoHalliwell_IceMario]

Granted, but since no one of your mortal enemies died, you kill yourself.

I wish for a Charmed season 9 without any fail.

 

[Chivi-chivik]

Granted, but they decide not to continue it when it was becoming interesting.

I wish for some loneliness

 

[PokemonMaster]

Granted but you have received loneliness for a lifetime.
I wish for more grammar errors on the wiki that I can fix.