Good wishes aren't always good wishes

Toad85 said:
Granted, but :eekdance: becomes :waluigi:.

I wish I had a non-gross superpower.

so i got the opposite of what i wanted :-\
 
Granted, but it's only kept for 11 seconds.

I wish that a monkey would eat my pants.
 
Granted but Bowser is too much like Birdo.

I wish that everything in the world would try to destroy me, but fail every time.
 
Granted but you trip and land on a land mine destroying your self
I wish all of the flies in the world would die
 
Granted. He starts talking about how much you stink instead.

I wish that my face wouldn't tell the bowl that the lottery ticket is worth thirty-three thousand bucks. (Have fun figuring out what the heck this means.)
 
Granted, but the humans eventually break free and kill every last Pikmin in the galaxy in revenge.

I wish I had three uncorruptable wishes.
 
Granted, but you waste them by wishing:

1. That you had these wishes earlier.
2. Your brother could see the excitment
3. You wish for gum.

I wish I was good at drawing so I could draw my Mario OCs.
 
twinArmageddons said:
uncorruptable
You corrupted them. I win.

You become good at drawing, but you lose your arms in a freak accident and you can't actually use your drawing skill.

Keep trying to beat my previous wish. :smug:
 
I didn't corrupt the wishes, it's what you got from the wishes that I corrupted. 8)

I wish the first day of school didn't exist, that way the rest of the school year can't occur.
 
Granted. You lay an egg and it hatches into me, who proceeds to eat you.
I wish Superjeff tasted better.
 
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