Good wishes aren't always good wishes

Granted, but you eat yourself because you're so delicious.

I wish this game wasn't so boring.
 
Granted, but your mango tree becomes infested with very protective squirrels.

I wish that my DS Lite was working again.
 
Granted, but your mango tree has been demolished in the process.

I wish that my plant would get better.
 
Granted but everything else dies

I wish I could sleep later on school days
 
Granted, you oversleep and wake up at noon.

I wish UM would stop eating things.
 
Granted, I start eating things

I wish I stopped
 
Granted. An anvil randomly falls on you.

I wish for something.
 
Granted, but that wish is an absurd amount of money that drowns you

I wish I can complete my homework in under one minute accurately and I learn something from it
 
Granted, you learn that you just used up a minute of your life doing homework.

I wish Bowser Jr. would become the main villain of the Mario series.
 
Granted, but Wario becomes the main hero

I wish Bowser could get his own series
 
Granted, it's absolutely terrible.

I wish Yoshi didn't get so much hate.
 
Granted, he vanishes from existence

I wish Wario won in Mario Party
 
Granted, but he will never win again.

I wish BLOF would stop fucking up my wishes.
 
Granted, I start corrupting them instead of *insert swear word here*ing

I wish I was not naturally evil
 
Granted but you fell and hit your head in excitement, got an amnesia, and forgot the wish.
I wish I have chocolate right now.
 
Granted, but you still have to go to school

I wish I had less homework, less work overall, and the days went by slower
 
Granted, but you cause Earth to freeze and become stationary as a result of your wish.

I wish that the spider web outside my window was removed.
 
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