Good wishes aren't always good wishes

[UltraMario]

Granted, but they hate it.

I wish I had Real Western Steel.

 

[Ray Trace]

Granted, but it's just plain steel

I wish gold lost its value

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, but silver has as much value as gold had.

I wish I was at the Gala.

 

[Ray Trace]

Granted, but it explodes

I wish you stop wishing that you were at certain areas and that I stopped corrupting your wishes that way

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, but I don't.

I wish you would stop corrupting my wishes.

 

[Ray Trace]

Granted, I eat them instead'

I wish I was full

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, but you become obese.

I wish I could do The Pony Pokey.

 

[Ray Trace]

Granted but you become obese

I wish I could do The Pony Pokey

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, but you become obese.

I wish I could do The Pony Pokey.

 

[Ray Trace]

Granted but you become obese

I wish both of us stop repeating our posts

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, but someone else doe it.

I wish I could at at Burger King for free.

 

[Ray Trace]

Granted, you order the Big Mouth burger and a large milkshake and you gain 100 pounds

I wish I knew why Chick-fil-A put Blue 1 into their chicken sandwich

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, but the answer would shock you so much you get a heart attack.

I wish I could visit Pianta Village.

 

[Propeller Toad]

Granted, but the Piantas immediately attack you thinking that you are their enemy.

I wish that I could find my old MP3 player.

 

[Pandapowah]

Granted, but you found Pinkie Pie eating it.
I wish for a longer weekend.

 

[Propeller Toad]

Granted, but you realize that you have to study for an exam at school on Monday.

I wish that my MP3 was not completely eaten.

 

[Pandapowah]

Granted, but it is broken.
I wish I have some frozen yogurt.

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, but I eat it.

I wish I could go to the Roost.

 

[Propeller Toad]

Granted, but it collapses right at the moment you arrive there.

I wish that Nintendo would give Luigi, Peach, and Toad some more starring roles.

 

[Pandapowah]

Granted, but the games didn't sell a lot.
I wish Wario and Waluigi's relationship was more clear.

 

[banjonator1]

Granted, but since it is forbidden knowlege it burns you alive.

I wish I had a new pet

 

[Pandapowah]

Granted, I give you a very hungry lion.
I wish for a Kit Kat bar.

 

[Propeller Toad]

Granted, but I eat it in front of you.

I wish that my flashlight was working again.

 

[Gumball Machine]

Granted, but the light is so strong that it burns everything, unless you turn it off.

I wish for a huge pizza with onions, pepperoni, chicken, and extra cheese.

 

[Propeller Toad]

Granted, but it has no tomato sauce on it.

I wish that it was Friday.