Good wishes aren't always good wishes

[UltraMario]

Granted, but that pie happens to be me.

I wish I could do the Parasprite Polka.

 

[Mario4Ever]

Granted, but no one appreciates it, and you fall into depression.

I wish people would stop worrying about the end of the world.

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, but they start worrying about the end of the galaxy instead.

I wish I could go crusading.

 

[Propeller Toad]

Granted, but it does not go too well.

I wish that the weather outside was not so gloomy and cloudy.

 

[Mario4Ever]

Granted, but the clear weather causes a drought that lasts for thirty years.

I wish the original Metroid had a map.

 

[Propeller Toad]

Granted, but you lose your copy of Metroid before you can try it out.

I wish that I could play Super Mario Bros. 3 (played all the other classic Mario games, but not this one).

 

[MagicalToadette!]

Granted. But the saved file gets corrupted.

NON FUNCTIONING ERRORS!

I wish that I could get a misty pink 3ds.

 

[Mario4Ever]

Granted, but it's a counterfeit. I wish Peach wasn't such a pushover and had better bodyguards.

 

[MagicalToadette!]

Granted.but that bodyguard for the pushover peach,is now you!

I wish that my 3DS was not a counterfeit.

 

[Mario4Ever]

Granted, but you are arrested for possession of stolen property.

I wish I had Skyward Sword.

 

[MagicalToadette!]

Granted, but now you are arrested for possession of stolen property and Link takes it back.

I wish that I had a real living Kirby in my house.

 

[Mario4Ever]

Granted, but Chuggaaconroy breaks into your house to get his cat back.

I wish the 3DS Internet browser had YouTube.

 

[Propeller Toad]

Granted, but it causes the entire 3DS system to lag terribly due to the amount of memory Youtube requires.

I wish that we receive more news about Luigi's Mansion 2 soon.

 

[MagicalToadette!]

Granted.But Everything you read is completely Fake. And A pearson on the news interviews you and you say all the wrong anwsers.


I wish that Toadette Existed in Real life

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, but she would explode.

I wish I could visit Gusty Garden Galaxy.

 

[MagicalToadette!]

Granted. But you die of suffocation.

I wish that Bowser would Eat mario.

 

[Mario4Ever]

Granted, but he fights his way out.

I wish Peach didn't exist in the Mushroom Kingdom.

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, but there would be no princess for Bowser to kidnap.

I wish I could visit the Mii Channel.

 

[Mario4Ever]

Granted, but you accidentally erase yourself.

I wish I worked alongside Miyamoto.

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, but he fires you.

I wish I could snowboard.

 

[Mario4Ever]

Granted, but something like this happens.

I wish Bob Barker still hosted The Price Is Right.

 

[SKmaric]

Granted, but he retires after the first day.

I wish I had an Xbox 360 that won't break.

 

[Propeller Toad]

Granted, but every game that you buy and own is now broken.

I wish that it was not getting so dark outside.

 

[Paper Yoshi]

Granted, it's always sunny from now on.

I wish it would rain more here.

 

[Propeller Toad]

Granted, but it floods your streets and drowns all your plants and trees.

I wish that time wasn't moving so fast.