Good wishes aren't always good wishes

[LN1]

Granted,but it kills you.
I wish I were Captain Falcon

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, but you are killed by Black Shadow.

I wish I could go on a departure.

 

[YoshiMonsta]

It turns out your departure was from life so you die

I wish I had a million cookies

 

[GalacticPetey]

Granted, but you die from too much sugar.

I wish that I could have a sandwhich.

 

[Pandapowah]

Granted! Here is your sandwhich.

I wish for a pet rabbit.

 

[Mario4Ever]

Granted, but that rabbit happens to be Bunnicula.

I wish I could take a six month vacation overseas.

 

[Gumball Machine]

Granted, but you have a bad vacation and you forgot to buy souviniers for your friends and they hate you.

I wish for a rubber goose, green moose, guava juice, giant snake, birthday cake, large fries and a chocolate shake.

 

[LN1]

Granted,you become too fat to escape from the snake,(s)he eats you,and has pleasure.

I wish someone posted Vegeta laughing.

 

[Gumball Machine]

Granted, but I'm gonna delete this tomorrow.

I wish I had some bananas.

EDIT: It's tomorrow. So say good-bye to the video.

 

[LN1]

Granted,but I will give them to you tomorrow.Oh wait,tomorrow you delete this post

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I wish for Mario and Luigi RPG 4 to have the babies back and alive for the entire game,not crying always.

 

[GalacticPetey]

Granted, but since they accidently kill the adult versions of themselves... PARADOX!

I wish someone would give me a cookie.

 

[Gumball Machine]

Granted,but I will give them to you tomorrow.Oh wait,tomorrow you delete this post

No, I'm only gonna get rid of the video. Not the entire post.

I wish someone would give me a cookie.

Granted, but it's stale.

 

[LN1]

No wish,nothing happens,and the video counts to me so no banana for you.

I wish for passing the world's hardest game 3 if it ever comes out,and being alive after however you screw my wish.

 

[Kyoko Sakura]

You pass the world's hardest game 3, but your game console explodes and you develop a Midas Touch that destroys any video game console you touch the controller of.

I wish nothing bad could ever happen to me, my friends, or my family.

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, but bad things happen to your toucans instead.

I wish this video didn't exist:

 

[LN1]

Granted,now an even worse video replaces it.

I wish humans weren't so easy to kill(I am HIRL:Human In Real Life)

 

[YoshiMonsta]

Then bad people wouldn't die either. (emphasis ( ))
I wish I was a Green

 

[LN1]

Granted,but Yoob eats you.
By the way,not inmortality,just harder kills.
Anyways,I wish I were the chief of Wario Factory and that both me and the company live after however you screw my wish.

 

[Revin]

Granted, you live, but the company is bought from you.

I wish Pinkie Pie didn't eat my 3DS.

 

[LN1]

Granted,Goombella does it instead.

I wish I could annoy Nega-Man in real life and end unscathed.

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, but I beat you to a pulp.

I wish I could visit an Underground Tunnel.

 

[LN1]

Granted,but the interior in which you are explodes.

I wish I had alchemy powers that are actually useful.

 

[Mario4Ever]

Granted, but they prove detrimental to your health.

I wish I could get more sleep on weekdays.

 

[Goombella]

Granted, but you can't sleep at all on weekends.

I wish something good to come out of this wish.

 

[Toad Eightyfive]

Granted, but it's good only to me.

I wish I could smack someone right now.