Good wishes aren't always good wishes

[YoshiMonsta]

Granted but you smack your self.

I wish nobody could hurt me........ or screw this wish.

 

[Revin]

Granted, John T. Nobody hurts you and screws up your wish.

I wish that Pinkie Pie and Goombella didn't eat my 3DS.

 

[LN1]

Granted,I do it instead

I wish for , 8) and :P to be my sevants.

 

[Mario4Ever]

Granted, but they are destroyed by existent organisms.

I wish Nintendo would hurry up and release the 10 GBA games Ambassadors are supposed to get.

 

[LN1]

Granted,they suck.

I wish I could think of a better wish without killing myself.

 

[YoshiMonsta]

Granted but you get banned from the Forum

I wish every one else would stop using My Little Pony pics.

 

[Mario4Ever]

Granted, but they start using Barbie pics.

I wish I didn't have school tomorrow.

 

[LN1]

Granted,but you have it tonight.

I wish for lulz.

 

[MagicalToadette!]

Granted. But i'ts not funny to you.

I wish that Bowser could breathe ice.

 

[YoshiMonsta]

Granted but he chokes on it.

I wish I could pwn everybody on this forum so they won't answer and this game will come to a halt I will ultimately become the winner.

 

[MagicalToadette!]

Granted, but everyone pwns you instead.

I wish that Nintendo never created Yoshis.

 

[YoshiMonsta]

Then they they get rid of toad and toadette.

I wish you would delete that previous post.

 

[MagicalToadette!]

Granted, but everyone else makes that same post.

I wish that you removed your last post.

 

[YoshiMonsta]

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Granted, but everyone else makes that same post.

I wish that you removed your last post.

I say the same for this.Fo' Shizzle.

 

[OJ Toad]

I wish they made a better

 

[YoshiMonsta]

But better in your opinion is worse in others opinion so they make a mob and kill you.

I wish girls weren't always helpless in (non-spinoff) Mario games

 

[OJ Toad]

Too bad, more helpless girls were added.

I Wish I could fly...

 

[LN1]

Granted,only for a trillionth of a nanosecond

I wish for C001 57UFF

 

[OJ Toad]

Granted, sadly, it's all a dream.

 

[Propeller Toad]

...

I wish that OJ Toad made a wish.

 

[Revin]

Granted, he wishes for Toad to die.

I wish that my 3DS was uneatable.

Too bad, more helpless girls were added.

Uh... you're supposed to grant people's wishs, then mess them up.

 

[OJ Toad]

Granted, but a monster ate it.

 

[Revin]

I wish that my 3DS was uneatable.

Granted, but a monster ate it.

Uh... what?

I wish that OJ Toad would try to remember to make a wish.

 

[Propeller Toad]

Granted, but he makes his wish on another thread.

I wish that I had a third Wiimote for my Wii (currently have two).

 

[Revin]

Granted, but I take it from you, because I only have 2 Wiimotes, as well.

I wish that the 3DS had a longer battery life.