Good wishes aren't always good wishes

[OJ Toad]

Granted, You now have 2 options.

A: I Kill all your family members, friends, and people in your city.

B: I Destroy everything related to you.




I wish I had a cookie...

 

[LN1]

Granted, You now have 2 options.

A: I Kill all your family members, friends, and people in your city.

B: I Destroy everything related to you.

That is a bad thing,my wish specifies for nothing bad to come out of my wish,my death was only an example of what not was permitted.

You have to grant it fully but at the same time screw it.Your cookie wish is invalid.

 

[OJ Toad]

Fine..

Granted, your life is so good, you start to wish you didn't make that wish.

 

[LN1]

Now your cookie wish is valid.
The cookie expired a trillion years ago.

I wish for lulz that are actually funny to me.

 

[OJ Toad]

Granted, it was just a blank peice of paper and people thought you were strange because it was nothing funny.

I wish was real...

 

[Mario4Ever]

Granted, but it eats humans, and you're on the menu.

I wish Reggie would kick more ass and take more names.

 

[OJ Toad]

Granted, he kicks your ass and takes your name.

I wish I lived in the Mushroom World...

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, but to enter to the border across the Mushroom World, you would have to defeat The Master first.

I wish I knew the Art Of The Dress.

 

[YoshiMonsta]

Granted but it is non-existent and nothing happens

I wish that every body would say how awesome is.

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, but something with all lovers and no haters would be dastardly.

I wish I had an infinite hoard of cupcakes.

 

[YoshiMonsta]

Granted but I eat them all.

I wish that Mario was less stereo typical

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, but I'm more stereotypical instead.

I wish everyone was a brony or pegasister.

 

[YoshiMonsta]

Granted, but something with all lovers and no haters would be dastardly.

I wish Pinkie Pie hadn't said that.

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, but I rip your fuckin' head off.

I wish YoshiMonsta would stop trollin' me.

 

[YoshiMonsta]

But as it turns out

Spoiler

You're trollin' me

I wish that I could think of a un-screwable wish

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, but you fail.

I wish you had the intelligence to figure out that you're the one who is truly trolling. .

 

[YoshiMonsta]

Your wish was granted long ago

Spoiler

But it is not true

I wish Pinkie Pie would stop trolling me.

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, but everyone statement you've just made is false, good sir. ┌─┐
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I wish that you would stop being a douchebag and listen to Northern Verve's words of Wisdom from the Poochy thread.

 

[LN1]

Granted,but he got brainwashed so he forgot completely about that.

I wish for a crystal star.

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, but I eat it.

I wish I could find so many wonders.

 

[YoshiMonsta]

Yes, but all of them suck.
I wish I had a completely sanitary and house-trained yoshi to be my pet.

 

[LN1]

Granted,they trained him to eat all the stuff you like.

I wish for an Athletic Theme of the Mario series to be posted and that it doesn't get removed.

 

[YoshiMonsta]

Granted,they trained him to eat all the stuff you like.

Emphasis on House Trained.

I wish for an Athletic Theme of the Mario series to be posted and that it doesn't get removed.

Yes but it sucks a lot.
I wish that Yoshi had a bigger roll then Mario.

 

[LN1]

Granted,they trained him to eat all the stuff you like.

Emphasis on House Trained.
Yes but it sucks a lot.
I wish that Yoshi had a bigger roll then Mario.

Yeah,that House Trained Yoshi was trained to eat all the stuff you like.And where is my wish granting.Until that happens,your new wish is invalid.

 

[Mario4Ever]

I wish LuigiNo.1 knew what "house training" meant.