Good wishes aren't always good wishes

[YoshiMonsta]

But that is too imaginative to come true....... but I wish it too.

I wish that and were both better.

 

[Yoshiwaker]

You didn't even grant it!

Now I will wait for somebody to grant mine.

 

[Bop1996]

@Yoshiwalker: Granted, now everyone is so good the game isn't fun for you.

I wish I had a good wish, and it doesn't harm anyone or anything to have it.

 

[YoshiMonsta]

Granted but it is just a dream

I wish more people would make games on the forum.

 

[LN1]

Granted,they are Hurt and Heal's or KO a Character only.

I wish for clean and fresh chocolate cake.

 

[Bop1996]

Granted, but you eat so much you become morbidly obese.

I wish my VC copy of Super Metroid would work.

 

[LN1]

Granted,but you lost your NES,SNES and your Wii.

I wish for spoilers of a game I don't even know about that won't be deleted.

 

[Bop1996]

If only I had a NES or SNES to lose.

Granted, but you get so wrapped into it that you fail at real life.

I wish for the best writing abilities on earth, and I can use them in real life, without any negative side effects.

 

[LN1]

Granted,but you have fractured hands before I granted your wish.

I wish for a(n) N64 that still works,won't explode,and some GOOD games to play with it,which also should work,and not explode themselves or the N64.

 

[Bop1996]

Granted, but your friends/siblings always play instead of you.

I wish for this wish to be changed to harm me. :P

 

[LN1]

I don't know exactly how did that screw me up,as my game was Mario Party,2 and 3.

Now to screw your wish.You wish for Nintendo of America to fall into the ocean and explode+warping you to the Antarctica with clothes to survive.

MY wish:That this wish didn't contain the word "contain".

 

[Mariomario64]

Granted, but removing it causes the statement to make no sense which also creates a TIME PARADOX

I wish that I had every single video game ever created.

 

[OJ Toad]

Granted, they all don't work.

I wish I was Hearts Boxcars

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, but you explode twice.

I wish I was happy as a coupon for a 20 dollar whore.

 

[OJ Toad]

granted, someone rips you up like a

coupon for a 20 dollar whore.

I wish I had unlimited nature valley granola bars...

 

[LN1]

Granted,they're covered in spoiled milk.

I wish that Pokemon Mystery Dungeon weren't so jerkish.

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, but the game becomes an Edutainment game instead.

I wish I had a Banana Phone.

 

[LN1]

Granted,you get spam text messages from Banana Man at least 9,000 times a day.

I wish for Shoop da Whoop

 

[Marstar2000]

Not granted.
I wish for pizza! Right now!

AND MAKE SURE IT'S PEPPERONI!!!

 

[LN1]

Not granted.
I wish for pizza! Right now!

AND MAKE SURE IT'S PEPPERONI!!!

you need to grant my wish,until then yours is denied.

 

[YoshiMonsta]

Now you didn't post a wish
I wish that there were actually yoshis in this world

 

[LN1]

Now you didn't post a wish
I wish that there were actually yoshis in this world

Case in point,someone had to grant my previous wish,which YOU didn't.Case in point again,it is for Shoop da Whoop.Now to screw your wish,the first thing the yoshis eat are you;YoshiMonsta.

 

[OJ Toad]

I wish I was Sollux...

 

[LN1]

Granted,for 1 trillionth of a nanosecond.

I wish that I had a functional,not going to break,with games that are functional,and not going to break,Wii U.

 

[Vinnie927]

Someone stole it.

I want a 3DS