Good wishes aren't always good wishes

[LN1]

A firebender burns it.

I wish that I lived in Neon Heights.

 

[Vinnie927]

Granted, but Neon Heights got destroyed

I wish I had a fireproof 3DS

 

[LN1]

A waterbender sprays it and it decircuits or however it is spelled.

I wish that Neon Heights hadn't been destroyed while I lived there.

 

[Vinnie927]

Granted, but then it got destroyed when you left there.

I want an indestructable 3DS

 

[LN1]

Granted,but you lost it in the sewers.

I wish that I could blow you up without harming me,my family,or anybody who I care about.

 

[Vinnie927]

Granted, but you, your family, and everyone else you care about all suddenly die and I get revived.

I want an indestructable 3DS that returns to me if I haven't touched it for 5 minutes.

 

[LN1]

Granted,but you have no games to play with.

I wish that this wish harms Vinnie,without harming neither me nor my family.

 

[Vinnie927]

Granted, but it harms everyone else you care about

I want an indestructable Nintendo 3DS,Super Mario 3D Land, and Mario Kart 7, all of which will come to me if I haven't touched them for five minutes.

 

[LN1]

Granted,they do not work.

I wish that whatever happens by this wish harms Vinnie.

 

[Vinnie927]

Granted, but it harms everyone else.

I wish LuigiNo.1 would stop harming me.

 

[LN1]

Granted,I make a secondary account to harm you more while granting your wish.

I wish I had some seeds.

 

[Vinnie927]

Granted, but they ate you.

I wish you could post in this topic without having to make a wish.

 

[LN1]

Granted,but due to the rules,time paradox that comsumes you first,then me.

I wish for something to be posted.

 

[Vinnie927]

granted, but you were banned 1 second before they posted

I wish that this whatever I wished for came true.

 

[LN1]

You wished to have spoiled milk replace anything made of milk.

I wish that something that doesn't harm me,my family or anybody who I care about comes out of this wish.

 

[Vinnie927]

Granted, but it harms everyone else excluding me.

I wish that LuigiNo.1 wouldn't post in here.

 

[Dry-Petey]

Granted, but it will wear off soon.
I wish that I was a Chatty Cathy.

 

[Vinnie927]

Granted, but you got banned for spamming.

I wish I had never went inactive here.

 

[Dry-Petey]

Granted, but YOU got banned for spamming.
I wish that tommorrow was the 12th(my birthday party)

 

[Vinnie927]

Granted, but then nobody came.

I wish that I could stay up and post here indefinitely

 

[LN1]

Granted,but you don't post anything important.

I wish that I had some anti-Vinnie spray.

 

[GalacticPetey]

Granted, but you run out.

I wish the girl I have a crush on liked me back.

 

[Mariomario64]

Granted, but then you realize that she's not really for you.

I wish that I had a sandwich. (Yeah, try and screw that one up)

 

[LN1]

Granted,its ingredients expired a century ago.

I wish for lulz that are funny for me and do not harm anybody(except Vinnie).

 

[Mariomario64]

Granted, but they make absolutely no sense.

I wish I had an iMac.