Good wishes aren't always good wishes

[Vinnie927]

Granted, but the screwing up stops one nanosecond after it started.

I wish for this wish to lead to a bad thing.

 

[LN1]

Granted,it is your death.
.
I wish for my batteries to be charged already.

 

[Marstar2000]

Granted, you use them to power a giant robot who pulls out a giant hammer and hits you with it.

I wish for the wish after the wish of the next guy to post will wish to have pizza.

 

[LN1]

Granted,it's made of anchovies that expired 30 centuries ago.

I wish for spoilers.

 

[Marstar2000]

[spoiyler]Granted, but someone spells spoiler wrong.[/spoiyler]

I wish there were not 2 lines striking through this text.

 

[LN1]

Granted,there are now 2 lines striking through your body.

I wish for pizza.

 

[Marstar2000]

I wish for the wish after the wish of the next guy to post will wish to have pizza.

Granted,it's made of anchovies that expired 30 centuries ago.

Granted, but according to those 2 posts, I get the anchovy pizza and you get the clean, fresh pepperoni pizza, and I get so jealous I throw my pizza at you.

i wizh viz whuz speld corectly

 

[LN1]

Granted,but since you spelled wrong your order,we don't know what to do and throw an explosive pie to your face.

I wish for random stuff that doesn't explode and isn't poisonous.

 

[Marstar2000]

Granted, it punches you in the face.

I wish this text was normal!!

 

[LN1]

Granted,but it destroys you(don't ask how)

I wish for 8).

 

[Dry-Petey]

Granted, but it has eye lasers and hates you.
I wish that I could get a giant chocolate cake that will not harm anything including inanimate objects. And the cake tastes good and looks like Mario's hat.

 

[GalacticPetey]

It's stale

I wish for Youtube to stop banning video game music uploaders

 

[LN1]

Granted,it bans you instead.

I wish for something to eat.

 

[Goombella]

Granted, you choke on it.

I wish for a quiet place where I can do my homework.

 

[LN1]

Granted,but the place is occupied.

I wish to have an idea of what to wish.

 

[banjonator1]

Granted, but the idea slowly drives you insane.

I wish more people were active at night. (Oh gosh that sounds bad)

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, but they are no longer active in morning.

I wish I could jump in a mudhole.

 

[banjonator1]

Granted, but it is an endless mudhole.

I wish there were less ads.

 

[LN1]

Granted,but they had to kill you for it.

I wish I were not posting from the Internet Channel.

 

[banjonator1]

Granted, but you're posting from the bottom of a well.

I wish Disney would stop making kiddy shows and do some of the cool stuff they used to.

 

[LN1]

Granted,but they only transmit it in Atlantis.

I wish for .

 

[banjonator1]

Granted, but they declare you not posh enough so they kill you.

I wish Homestarrunner would update its site.

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, but this will be the final update.

I wish the skies were dark.

 

[banjonator1]

(Aren't they already dark?) Granted but it stays that way.

I wish I had something better than HughesNet.

 

[LN1]

Granted,you have "something better than HughesNet" but it kills you.


I wish for that guy named "I" to destroy Pinkie Pie.