Good wishes aren't always good wishes

[UltraMario]

Granted, but I'm immortal.

I wish I could visit Sweet Mystery Galaxy.

 

[banjonator1]

Granted, but there is no oxygen.

I wish I knew everything.

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, but you explode.

I wish I could visit Throwback Galaxy.

 

[LN1]

Granted,the Thwonp King gives you a forced trip to a black hole.

I wish for 8)

 

[Propeller Toad]

Granted, but eats all of them.

I wish that Pichu was a much stronger character in Melee (he was my main).

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, but he is on steroids.

I wish I could visit Melty Monster Galaxy.

 

[LN1]

Granted,a Magmaargh eats you.

I wish for this text not to be yellow

 

[Revin]

Granted,a Magmaargh eats you.

I wish for this text not to be yellow

Granted, it's white instead.

I wish for TEN THOUSAND POUNDS OF CHEESE!!!!!!!11!!!

 

[Propeller Toad]

Granted, but you cause the world's population of mice and rats to increase drastically. This eventually causes the ecosystem to become heavily unbalanced. As a result, the rodents begin consuming too much of the world's food stocks around the world causing many species to become extinct and the earth to lose its vegetation and life forms.

I wish that the mice and rats (from Epic Nitwit's cheese wish) were not destroying the world.

 

[Revin]

Granted, they're destroying you.

I wish that the stupid rats and mice would leave me and my cheese alone.

 

[Propeller Toad]

Granted, but now you've got to worry about the random swarms of flies and other insects that start surrounding you and your cheese.

I wish that Epic Nitwit would stop attracting so many pests with his cheese.

 

[Mario4Ever]

Granted, but you eat so much you become morbidly obese.

I wish my VC copy of Super Metroid would work.

What's the problem with it?

Granted, but now you've got to worry about the random swarms of flies and other insects that start surrounding you and your cheese.

I wish that Epic Nitwit would stop attracting so many pests with his cheese.

Granted, but he attracts your family and friends, severing their bonds with you forever.
I wish that this wish does not bring upon me any undesirable results.

 

[banjonator1]

Granted, but I travel back in time and make a wish that previously desirable results have undesireable results for the heck of it, completely unrelated to this wish.

I wish I could hypnotize people.

 

[LN1]

Granted,but the only command of hypnotism you know is destroying things and you accidentally tell them to destroy you.

I wish that someone wishes something that doesn't harm me,my family or anybody else I care about.

 

[banjonator1]

Granted but you die. Hey, I didn't wish for it. As long as my wish doesn't harm you I'm okay.

I wish I could get Boomerang.

 

[LN1]

Granted,you hit yourself with it and it resseructs(or however it is spelled)me which kills you for no good reason.

I wish for the next guy to wish something that won't harm or kill me,my family,or anybody else I care about.

 

[banjonator1]

Granted but you die. Hey, I didn't wish for it. As long as my wish doesn't harm you I'm okay.

I wish I could get Boomerang.

Granted but everyone you hate dies.
I wish for Spongebob to go off air.

 

[LN1]

Granted but you die. Hey, I didn't wish for it. As long as my wish doesn't harm you I'm okay.

I wish I could get Boomerang.

Granted but everyone you hate dies.
I wish for Spongebob to go off air.

I don't really care about who I hate but whatevah.
Granted,instead they pass G1-G3 My Little Pony(never watched it myself).

 

[banjonator1]

No wish? Okay. You wish for cheese but you sufficate. Problem?

I wish for a larger jump drive.

 

[LN1]

Granted,but someone steals it and gives it to me.

I wish for to destroy you and everybody I hate without killing me or harming me,my family or anybody I care about.

 

[Marstar2000]

Granted, but accidentally lights a cannon fuse and the cannon is aimed RIGHT AT YOU!!!!

I wish 4 pizza & more.

 

[Vinnie927]

But "more" happens to include heat seeking missiles which make you explode.

I wish for a normal penny that went straight from the maker of it, who doesn't own any dangerous chemicals, to me.

 

[LN1]

Granted,the owner backstabs you literally.

I wish I already had a "Star" Account instead of this old "Plasma Account".

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, but you explode.

I wish I was Digga-Leg.

 

[LN1]

Granted,I use the Dig Spin Attack Thingy on your private part(no I'm not saying it,deal with it).

I wish for a wish for a wish for a wish(that doesn't harm or kill me,my family,or anybody I care about)...