Good wishes aren't always good wishes

[UltraMario]

Granted, but it causes the ultimate Wishception.

I wish I could visit Starship Mario.

 

[LN1]

Grantd,but you get kicked out into a black hole.

I wish for my house to enter my house to enter my house...

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, but it causes the ultimate houseception.

I wish I could have my own OPENING THEME.

 

[Daniel Dyce]

Granted it sucks
I wish everybody would OPEN THE DOOR GET ON THE FLOOR EVERYBODY WALK THE DINOSAUR

 

[LN1]

Granted,but they die.

I wish for to to to ...

 

[Marstar2000]

Granted, but accidentally lights a cannon fuse and the cannon is aimed RIGHT AT YOU!!!!

I wish 4 pizza & something else that will not harm any of us.

 

[LN1]

Granted you get "4 pizza & something else that will not" and harms you all except me,but specially you.

 

[Marstar2000]

No wish.

I wish 4 pizza and something will not not harm any of us.

 

[LN1]

You get "4 pizza and something will not not" and it harms you a lot.

I wish for a wish to wish for a wish to wish for a wish to wish for a wish...

 

[YoshiMonsta]

The Genie goes mad with all your wishes and kills you.

I wish they made a better or

 

[LN1]

Granted,but they decided to remove smileys.

I wish for

 

[Revin]

Granted, but I steal them.

I wish for 10,000 PIZZAS!

 

[LN1]

Granted,I eat them in a single sitting and barf on your face.

I wish that Epic Nitwit were a piñata and I had a stick to hit him.

 

[Marstar2000]

Granted but you accidentally fall into The Hole of Unwishing.

I wish 4 pizza and something has a -73% of harming any of us.

 

[LN1]

You get "pizza and something has a -73%" and it harms your mother.

I wish that QuizmoManiac and Nega-Man didn't hate me.

 

[Marstar2000]

Granted, but then God becomes your arch-nemesis and destroys you.

I wish Luigi Bandicoot would stop screwing up my wish.

 

[LN1]

Granted,I change my username(not really but hey) to Fiery Crash and screw your wish.

I wish that QuizmoManiac and Nega-Man,and that God weren't my arch-nemesis.

 

[Mario4Ever]

Granted, but the other gods (Zeus and the Olympians, Norse gods, Egyptian gods, Aztec gods, etc) take their places.

I wish it were Saturday.

 

[LN1]

Granted,you have to go to the bride of your worst enemy,your brother or sister.

I wish that QuizmoManiac and Nega-Man didn't hate me,and absolutely no god were my arch-nemesis.

 

[Mario4Ever]

Granted, now all of mankind is after you.

I wish PETA wasn't hypocritical.

 

[LN1]

Granted,but you discover you somehow become hypocrite.

I wish no one hated me or were against me,not even the gods.

 

[Mario4Ever]

Granted, but it's only because you're the only human on Earth.

I wish I had six billion dollars.

 

[LN1]

Granted,you donate them to the poor people and discover the poor people are your worst enemies.

I wish for something bad to happen.

 

[Mario4Ever]

Granted, it happens to your family.

I wish I could meet Ozzy Osbourne.

 

[LN1]

Granted,you die instantly for no good reason.

I wish for a wish for a birthday cake and in my birthday I will wish for a wish for a birthday cake and in my birthday I wish for a wish for a birthday cake...