Good wishes aren't always good wishes

[UltraMario]

Granted, but you are abusing these Inception wishes and should stop.

I wish I was Dustman.

 

[-----]

Granted, but you're Dustman for a nanosecond.

I wish that every wish was always a good wish with no possible loopholes in any way, shape, or form.

 

[shockwave527]

Granted, but Justin Beiber still exists.

I wish that I could use and control magic to my every command exactly how I please, and that I could do anything with it with it all at my command with no one opposing me.

 

[Mario4Ever]

Granted, but because you're male, you are eventually tainted by the magic, known as saidin, causing you to go insane and use your abilities to annihilate everything and everyone around you before dying an incredibly painful death.

I wish I could sleep 12 hours a day every day.

 

[Revin]

Granted, but you can't get any sleep at night.

I wish I had Kirby's Return to Dreamland.

 

[Mario4Ever]

Granted, but your Wii won't play it.

I wish I had Skyward Sword.

 

[Bop1996]

Granted, but your copy breaks after you get the first dungeon item.

I wish for a time machine.

 

[Revin]

Granted, but your Wii won't play it.

I wish I had Skyward Sword.

Bah, stuipid region locking.

Granted, but your copy breaks after you get the first dungeon item.

I wish for a time machine.

Granted, but I steal it.

I wish for Kirby's Epic Yarn.

 

[Mario4Ever]

Granted, but it's stolen in your sleep.

I wish I knew why people liked Luigi.

 

[LN1]

I am,but you hate me.

I wish for stuff that won't harm me.

 

[Marstar2000]

Granted, but instead it poisons you.

I wish I could complete Extra Mode on Kirby's Return to Dream Land.

 

[LN1]

Granted,you discover that you wasted 99.9999999999999999999999999999999999999999% of your life trying,failing,and finally succeeding.

I wish bronies had something else to do than watch MLP(this is for their own good).

 

[Marstar2000]

Granted, they fall off cliffs instead.

I wish I knew what a "bronie" was.

 

[LN1]

They are people who dedicate 99.99999999999999999% of the rest of their life watching MLP.You know too much,so some random person kills you somehow.

I wish that it were my birthday already.

 

[Marstar2000]

Granted, but the first present you open is a bomb.

I wish smileys , , , and would team up and steal the Ancient treasure of pure gold that would give me everything ever in all of history except for anything that could possibly kill me.

 

[LN1]

Granted,"me" cannot be killed,but you can,and you are.

I wish for something.

 

[GalacticPetey]

SAD FOR YOU!

I wish for shades

 

[LN1]

Granted,they are glued and you die because you do not get enough sunlight.

I wish that I weren't so lazy.

 

[Mario Super Sluggers]

Granted, you die.

I wish that Mario Super Sluggers got released in Europe and Australia.

 

[Mario4Ever]

Granted, but the copies gather dust on the shelves, and Nintendo loses any fans it has over there.

I wish Mario Super Sluggers didn't exist.

 

[LN1]

Granted,but people that like the game find out you wished that,and they kill you.

I wish that in my birthday,I eat the world's biggest chocolate cake.

 

[Revin]

Granted, but there's so much sugar in it that you die.

I wish for nothing.

 

[LN1]

You get nothing,you discover you need something to live,and die.

I wish that diabetes weren't lethal.

 

[UltraMario]

They are people who dedicate 99.99999999999999999% of the rest of their life watching MLP.

I am a brony and I find this offensive.

 

[LN1]

Maybe I exaggerated but it's still a big percentage.

Waiting for my wish to be screwed.