Good wishes aren't always good wishes

[YoshiMonsta]

But they do not fit, even on your pinky finger.

I wish that was new and updated.

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, but his original look will always be the best.

I wish I was Sigma.

 

[YoshiMonsta]

But the character begins to suck once you become it.

I wish they made a Diddy Kong smiley.

 

[GalacticPetey]

Granted, bu the awesomeness is to much so they have to take it down.

I wish for my new story to be good

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, but it's canceled after the first chapter.

I wish I was Dr. Light.

 

[YoshiMonsta]

But you then get trapped in his world.

I wish I was a Yoshi.

 

[DragonFreak]

Granted. Then you try to help Baby Mario and you lose him and fall into a deep depression.

I wish I was Ash's Charizard.

 

[GalacticPetey]

He forces you into a pokeball

I wish for no more Sonic the Hedgehog

 

[YoshiMonsta]

But then they make Cinos the Piggy who is a lot worse.

I wish that Cinos the Piggy actually existed.

 

[DragonFreak]

Granted, but you somehow regret it.

I wish that I'll win at all Forum games on here.

 

[YoshiMonsta]

Granted but it is no fun when you always win.

I wish a person who I hate named I wished that he would always LOOSE every forum game he played.

 

[DragonFreak]

Granted. But he's even more depressed because he has no Forum Games to play.

I wish that Pokemon were real.

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, but they'd kill everyone.

I wish I was Dark Necrobat.

 

[YoshiMonsta]

Granted but in his world you can't watch My Little Pony: Friendship is magic.

 

[DragonFreak]

Granted, but you didn't wish for anything.

I wish that I was a platypus.

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, but you have to stop Dr. Doofenshmirts.

I wish I was Burn Dinorex.

 

[YoshiMonsta]

But it turns out his weakness is cupcakes and from then on you can't have any.

I wish that had a Mainer part.

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, but he is so much of a main character that instead of playing as Mario, you play as .

I wish I had fiery attacks.

 

[DragonFreak]

Granted, but the government locks you up from too many random fire blasts.

Granted, but you have to stop Dr. Doofenshmirts.

But that's why I would want to be a platypus.

I wish to be Saphira's soul mate.

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, but she soon breaks up with you.

I wish I was a Robot Master.

 

[DragonFreak]

That. Would. SUCK!!!!

Granted. But all of the robots under your control break up with YOU.

I wish for no more love in the world.

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, but you're a virgin.

I wish I could meet Mario.

 

[DragonFreak]

Granted, but then you start hitting on Peach and he stomps on you three times to destroy you.

I wish I couldn't taste, see, hear, touch, or smell the color orange.

 

[YoshiMonsta]

Granted, but he is so much of a main character that instead of playing as Mario, you play as .

That would be better

Granted, but then you start hitting on Peach and he stomps on you three times to destroy you.

I wish I couldn't taste, see, hear, touch, or smell the color orange.

Then you forget what it looks like but you can't look at it again so you wish that you could see orange but not see green because you have to see orange then you become depressed

I wish that Yoshi was more main in the series then Mario

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, but Yoshi already has enough popularity in his own series, and that would be terrible.

I wish I could have a credits theme.