Good wishes aren't always good wishes

[DragonFreak]

Granted, but it's not how you wanted it.

I wish someone will explain what "modern expressionism" means.

 

[YoshiMonsta]

But it means something so bad nobody wants to say it so you are left all alone.

I wish I could speak Yoshi language

 

[DragonFreak]

Granted, but now you can't read any human languages and you can't come back on these threads anymore.

I wish my name is a palindrome.
I look up what Modern Expressionism is. It's Sybmbology

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, but you are made fun of in public.

I wish it was the last day.

 

[DragonFreak]

Granted. The next day, however, will be the First Day.

I wish that anime and manga will be non-existent.

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, but Japan would have no culture whatsoever.

I wish I could take Keaton's Quiz.

 

[DragonFreak]

Granted, but you go mad trying to complete all the answers until you just Google search it.

I wish there was no Google, Bing, Yahoo, or any other search providers.

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, but it tear up half of the internet.

I wish I was a boss.

 

[Bop1996]

Granted, but while you wait for the hero to find you, you die of boredom.

I wish for Chocolate Pie.

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, but I eat it.

I wish I could have a Mission Report.

 

[DragonFreak]

Granted, but your mission is to be a suicide bomber.

I wish I was a boss.

Granted, but you are Zelda's boss Aquamentus, the first ever Zelda boss and a dragon. First you have bad graphics and then you are terrified of yourself.

I wish that I would get a random superpower.

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, but it's the superpower to shit golden bricks.

I wish I was Vile.

 

[YoshiMonsta]

But everyone quits the forum because of that and you are lonely.

I wish that no one could beat this wish.

 

[DragonFreak]

Granted, but you are so conflicted that you are happy no one can beat that wish and sad that you didn't get a consequence, that you just stare into space for the next three seconds.

I wish I was Jaxom.

 

[YoshiMonsta]

Granted, but you are so conflicted that you are happy no one can beat that wish and sad that you didn't get a consequence, that you just stare into space for the next three seconds.

I wish I was Jaxom.

First of all: Que Pasa Con Tigo (spanish: What is wrong with you)

Second of all, whoever he is, he somehow sucks when you have to be him.

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, but you didn't make a wish.

I wish I was Sigma.

 

[GalacticPetey]

Granted, but you die the next day

I wish for unlimited smilies

 

[DragonFreak]

Granted, but you are so conflicted that you are happy no one can beat that wish and sad that you didn't get a consequence, that you just stare into space for the next three seconds.

I wish I was Jaxom.

First of all: Que Pasa Con Tigo (spanish: What is wrong with you)

Second of all, whoever he is, he somehow sucks when you have to be him.

Everything is wrong with me. You obviously don't know who Jaxom is. He's only the most awesome character in the Dragonriders of Pern series.

Granted, but it erased all the smilies so you get none.

I wish for someone to get my obscure references.

 

[YoshiMonsta]

Is that possible?

I wish I could have a 6th part of a signature and that would be

This.

 

[DragonFreak]

Granted, but it's too big and you have to change it.

I wish for a touch-screen remote.

 

[Mario Super Sluggers]

Granted, you lose the buttons.

I wish for Mario Super Sluggers to come out in Europe and Australia have Wi-Fi.

 

[DragonFreak]

Granted for both stiked and nonstriked. But then no one knows about it and it's very unfun.

 

[Bop1996]

Granted, but your wish ceases to exist.

I wish that I have chocolate pie. It is not poisoned, and I get to eat exactly two slices of it, no more, no less.

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, but I eat it.

I wish I had a mission to rebel.

 

[Bop1996]

If that had been most other users, I would have considered it a success, but any ending where UM gets pie is a failure in my mind...

Granted, but it fails.

I wish that I have chocolate pie. It is not poisoned, and I get to eat exactly two slices of it, no more, no less, and no one else but me eats the pie. Also, just to be as specific as possible, UM gets no pie either.