Good wishes aren't always good wishes

Granted, but they give every character a Toad shield.

I wish that I have chocolate pie. It is not poisoned, and I get to eat exactly two slices of it, no more, no less, and no one else but me eats the pie. Also, just to be as specific as possible, UM gets no pie either. I also gain no unusual amount of weight from eating the pie or anything afterwards, nor do I become too lightweight afterwards or beforehand due to time shenanigans. I'm also not disappointed by anything prior to or after the pie's consumption. It successfully is made without hitch or unnecessary expense. It tastes perfect to me. It is baked in a pie tin and bakes perfectly, not burned, undercooked, or out of shape. All the materials necessary are available and arrive safely and without trouble. I also do not lose the ability to play any awesome video games. I am not compelled to play any lousy video games either. I don't lose any abilities or gain any new lame ones. It also contains nothing harmful to my person or any other person in any way, shape, form, or fashion.
 
Lord Ghirahim said:
Granted, but they give every character a Toad shield.

I wish that I have chocolate pie. It is not poisoned, and I get to eat exactly two slices of it, no more, no less, and no one else but me eats the pie. Also, just to be as specific as possible, UM gets no pie either. I also gain no unusual amount of weight from eating the pie or anything afterwards, nor do I become too lightweight afterwards or beforehand due to time shenanigans. I'm also not disappointed by anything prior to or after the pie's consumption. It successfully is made without hitch or unnecessary expense. It tastes perfect to me. It is baked in a pie tin and bakes perfectly, not burned, undercooked, or out of shape. All the materials necessary are available and arrive safely and without trouble. I also do not lose the ability to play any awesome video games. I am not compelled to play any lousy video games either. I don't lose any abilities or gain any new lame ones. It also contains nothing harmful to my person or any other person in any way, shape, form, or fashion.
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You officially gave us a dead wish. We know have to lock this thread.
 
CharizardLover said:
Lord Ghirahim said:
Granted, but they give every character a Toad shield.

I wish that I have chocolate pie. It is not poisoned, and I get to eat exactly two slices of it, no more, no less, and no one else but me eats the pie. Also, just to be as specific as possible, UM gets no pie either. I also gain no unusual amount of weight from eating the pie or anything afterwards, nor do I become too lightweight afterwards or beforehand due to time shenanigans. I'm also not disappointed by anything prior to or after the pie's consumption. It successfully is made without hitch or unnecessary expense. It tastes perfect to me. It is baked in a pie tin and bakes perfectly, not burned, undercooked, or out of shape. All the materials necessary are available and arrive safely and without trouble. I also do not lose the ability to play any awesome video games. I am not compelled to play any lousy video games either. I don't lose any abilities or gain any new lame ones. It also contains nothing harmful to my person or any other person in any way, shape, form, or fashion.
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You officially gave us a dead wish. We know have to lock this thread.
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No we don't.

But then everybody ignores that wish.

I eat UM's food, no more no less, I do not die of poison, gain any weight, become no longer a Yoshi I do not commit suicide, nor do I become obsessed with anything stupid and nothing happens to me that has to do with UM. I do not get a fatal illness from eating it, I do not become hideous, and nothing else physical or mental happens to me.
 
Granted, but since your wish doesn't exist, a black hole sucks you up.

I wish that I have chocolate pie. It is not poisoned, and I get to eat exactly two slices of it, no more, no less, and no one else but me eats the pie. Also, just to be as specific as possible, UM gets no pie either. I also gain no unusual amount of weight from eating the pie or anything afterwards, nor do I become too lightweight afterwards or beforehand due to time shenanigans. I'm also not disappointed by anything prior to or after the pie's consumption. It successfully is made without hitch or unnecessary expense. It tastes perfect to me. It is baked in a pie tin and bakes perfectly, not burned, undercooked, or out of shape. All the materials necessary are available and arrive safely and without trouble. I also do not lose the ability to play any awesome video games. I am not compelled to play any lousy video games either. I don't lose any abilities or gain any new lame ones. It also contains nothing harmful to my person or any other person in any way, shape, form, or fashion. This wish will also not be ignored. The thread doesn't go dead either.
 
But they desperately try to escape the crust to suffocate them selves in outer space, so they thank you then commit suicide.

I wish that Lord Ghirahim would be less detailed in his wishes.
 
Granted, but all your dreads are too.

I wish that I have chocolate pie. It is not poisoned, and I get to eat exactly two slices of it, no more, no less, and no one else but me eats the pie. Also, just to be as specific as possible, UM gets no pie either. I also gain no unusual amount of weight from eating the pie or anything afterwards, nor do I become too lightweight afterwards or beforehand due to time shenanigans. I'm also not disappointed by anything prior to or after the pie's consumption. It successfully is made without hitch or unnecessary expense. It tastes perfect to me. It is baked in a pie tin and bakes perfectly, not burned, undercooked, or out of shape. All the materials necessary are available and arrive safely and without trouble. I also do not lose the ability to play any awesome video games. I am not compelled to play any lousy video games either. I don't lose any abilities or gain any new lame ones. It also contains nothing harmful to my person or any other person in any way, shape, form, or fashion. This wish will also not be ignored. The thread doesn't go dead either. My username remains intact, as does the forum, the wiki, and all of NIWA and its constituent users.
 
Lord Ghirahim said:
I wish that I have chocolate pie. It is not poisoned, and I get to eat exactly two slices of it, no more, no less, and no one else but me eats the pie. Also, just to be as specific as possible, UM gets no pie either. I also gain no unusual amount of weight from eating the pie or anything afterwards, nor do I become too lightweight afterwards or beforehand due to time shenanigans. I'm also not disappointed by anything prior to or after the pie's consumption. It successfully is made without hitch or unnecessary expense. It tastes perfect to me. It is baked in a pie tin and bakes perfectly, not burned, undercooked, or out of shape. All the materials necessary are available and arrive safely and without trouble. I also do not lose the ability to play any awesome video games. I am not compelled to play any lousy video games either. I don't lose any abilities or gain any new lame ones. It also contains nothing harmful to my person or any other person in any way, shape, form, or fashion. This wish will also not be ignored. The thread doesn't go dead either. My username remains intact, as does the forum, the wiki, and all of NIWA and its constituent users.
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Granted, but you shell out all of your money.
 
Baby Time said:
Lord Ghirahim said:
I wish that I have chocolate pie. It is not poisoned, and I get to eat exactly two slices of it, no more, no less, and no one else but me eats the pie. Also, just to be as specific as possible, UM gets no pie either. I also gain no unusual amount of weight from eating the pie or anything afterwards, nor do I become too lightweight afterwards or beforehand due to time shenanigans. I'm also not disappointed by anything prior to or after the pie's consumption. It successfully is made without hitch or unnecessary expense. It tastes perfect to me. It is baked in a pie tin and bakes perfectly, not burned, undercooked, or out of shape. All the materials necessary are available and arrive safely and without trouble. I also do not lose the ability to play any awesome video games. I am not compelled to play any lousy video games either. I don't lose any abilities or gain any new lame ones. It also contains nothing harmful to my person or any other person in any way, shape, form, or fashion. This wish will also not be ignored. The thread doesn't go dead either. My username remains intact, as does the forum, the wiki, and all of NIWA and its constituent users.
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Granted, but you shell out all of your money.
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I wish that you will stop making that wish.
 
Granted, but it is so awesome your eyes pop out and you become blind so you can't use this and you die of lackofmariowikiforumitis
Teehee

I wish there was
Hammerbrolol.gif
as a smilie
 
Granted, but you're lame now.

I wish that I have chocolate pie. It is not poisoned, and I get to eat exactly two slices of it, no more, no less, and no one else but me eats the pie. Also, just to be as specific as possible, UM gets no pie either. I also gain no unusual amount of weight from eating the pie or anything afterwards, nor do I become too lightweight afterwards or beforehand due to time shenanigans. I'm also not disappointed by anything prior to or after the pie's consumption. It successfully is made without hitch or unnecessary expense. It tastes perfect to me. It is baked in a pie tin and bakes perfectly, not burned, undercooked, or out of shape. All the materials necessary are available and arrive safely and without trouble. I also do not lose the ability to play any awesome video games. I am not compelled to play any lousy video games either. I don't lose any abilities or gain any new lame ones. It also contains nothing harmful to my person or any other person in any way, shape, form, or fashion. This wish will also not be ignored. The thread doesn't go dead either. My username remains intact, as does the forum, the wiki, and all of NIWA and its constituent users. I have to pay no money or lose any money in any way to get the pie.
 
But of course you ordered it and it was highjacked along the way and a robber enjoyed that sensation

I wish that there was a
Lakitulol.gif
smilie
 
Lord Ghirahim said:
Granted, but you're lame now.

I wish that I have chocolate pie. It is not poisoned, and I get to eat exactly two slices of it, no more, no less, and no one else but me eats the pie. Also, just to be as specific as possible, UM gets no pie either. I also gain no unusual amount of weight from eating the pie or anything afterwards, nor do I become too lightweight afterwards or beforehand due to time shenanigans. I'm also not disappointed by anything prior to or after the pie's consumption. It successfully is made without hitch or unnecessary expense. It tastes perfect to me. It is baked in a pie tin and bakes perfectly, not burned, undercooked, or out of shape. All the materials necessary are available and arrive safely and without trouble. I also do not lose the ability to play any awesome video games. I am not compelled to play any lousy video games either. I don't lose any abilities or gain any new lame ones. It also contains nothing harmful to my person or any other person in any way, shape, form, or fashion. This wish will also not be ignored. The thread doesn't go dead either. My username remains intact, as does the forum, the wiki, and all of NIWA and its constituent users. I have to pay no money or lose any money in any way to get the pie.
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Granted, but you make me give up and stop playing this game.
 
@Yoshimonsta: Granted, but it stinks.

I wish that I have chocolate pie. It is not poisoned, and I get to eat exactly two slices of it, no more, no less, and no one else but me eats the pie. Also, just to be as specific as possible, UM gets no pie either. I also gain no unusual amount of weight from eating the pie or anything afterwards, nor do I become too lightweight afterwards or beforehand due to time shenanigans. I'm also not disappointed by anything prior to or after the pie's consumption. It successfully is made without hitch or unnecessary expense. It tastes perfect to me. It is baked in a pie tin and bakes perfectly, not burned, undercooked, or out of shape. All the materials necessary are available and arrive safely and without trouble. I also do not lose the ability to play any awesome video games. I am not compelled to play any lousy video games either. I don't lose any abilities or gain any new lame ones. It also contains nothing harmful to my person or any other person in any way, shape, form, or fashion. This wish will also not be ignored. The thread doesn't go dead either. My username remains intact, as does the forum, the wiki, and all of NIWA and its constituent users. I have to pay no money or lose any money in any way to get the pie. The pie reaches me successfully.
 
But then you forget how to copy and paste so next time you try to do that you can't and it takes so long that somebody else had posted when you are done

I wish that there was
KRtDL_Kirby_hi2.png
smilie
 
Granted, but you fail at everything.

I wish that I have chocolate pie. It is not poisoned, and I get to eat exactly two slices of it, no more, no less, and no one else but me eats the pie. Also, just to be as specific as possible, UM gets no pie either. I also gain no unusual amount of weight from eating the pie or anything afterwards, nor do I become too lightweight afterwards or beforehand due to time shenanigans. I'm also not disappointed by anything prior to or after the pie's consumption. It successfully is made without hitch or unnecessary expense. It tastes perfect to me. It is baked in a pie tin and bakes perfectly, not burned, undercooked, or out of shape. All the materials necessary are available and arrive safely and without trouble. I also do not lose the ability to play any awesome video games. I am not compelled to play any lousy video games either. I don't lose any abilities or gain any new lame ones. It also contains nothing harmful to my person or any other person in any way, shape, form, or fashion. This wish will also not be ignored. The thread doesn't go dead either. My username remains intact, as does the forum, the wiki, and all of NIWA and its constituent users. I have to pay no money or lose any money in any way to get the pie. The pie reaches me successfully. My keyboard and laptop stay intact throughout and suffer no damage before, during, or after the pie eating.
 
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