Good wishes aren't always good wishes

Granted, but I eat it

Granted, but you eat the whole pie since you like the taste. Then you explode.

I wish that Baby Mario, Baby Luigi, Baby Peach and Baby Daisy were playable in every spin off released after Mario Kart Wii. And I don't care if you remove every other character.
 
Directly contradicting my wish is classless -.-'

Granted, but Nintendo's Mario Baseball WiiU isn't released in Europe or Australia.

I wish that I have chocolate pie. It is not poisoned, and I get to eat exactly two slices of it, no more, no less, and no one else but me eats the pie. Also, just to be as specific as possible, UM gets no pie either.
 
Granted, but it makes you super obese.

I wish to have normal dreams.
 
Granted, but you die of boredom.

I wish that I have chocolate pie. It is not poisoned, and I get to eat exactly two slices of it, no more, no less, and no one else but me eats the pie. Also, just to be as specific as possible, UM gets no pie either. I also gain no unusual amount of weight from eating the pie or anything afterwards, nor do I become too lightweight afterwards or beforehand due to time shenanigans.
 
Granted, but they disturb you so much you commit suicide.

I wish that I have chocolate pie. It is not poisoned, and I get to eat exactly two slices of it, no more, no less, and no one else but me eats the pie. Also, just to be as specific as possible, UM gets no pie either. I also gain no unusual amount of weight from eating the pie or anything afterwards, nor do I become too lightweight afterwards or beforehand due to time shenanigans. I'm also not disappointed by anything prior to or after the pie's consumption.
 
Don't directly contradict my wish, pls.

Granted, but you are horrible at it.

I wish that I have chocolate pie. It is not poisoned, and I get to eat exactly two slices of it, no more, no less, and no one else but me eats the pie. Also, just to be as specific as possible, UM gets no pie either. I also gain no unusual amount of weight from eating the pie or anything afterwards, nor do I become too lightweight afterwards or beforehand due to time shenanigans. I'm also not disappointed by anything prior to or after the pie's consumption.
 
Granted, but you die in the attempt :evilgrin:

I wish that I have chocolate pie. It is not poisoned, and I get to eat exactly two slices of it, no more, no less, and no one else but me eats the pie. Also, just to be as specific as possible, UM gets no pie either. I also gain no unusual amount of weight from eating the pie or anything afterwards, nor do I become too lightweight afterwards or beforehand due to time shenanigans. I'm also not disappointed by anything prior to or after the pie's consumption. It successfully is made without hitch or unnecessary expense.
 
Granted, I get the pie, and you die.

I wish that I have chocolate pie. It is not poisoned, and I get to eat exactly two slices of it, no more, no less, and no one else but me eats the pie. Also, just to be as specific as possible, UM gets no pie either. I also gain no unusual amount of weight from eating the pie or anything afterwards, nor do I become too lightweight afterwards or beforehand due to time shenanigans. I'm also not disappointed by anything prior to or after the pie's consumption. It successfully is made without hitch or unnecessary expense. It tastes perfect to me.
 
Granted, but all your family dies to save you.

I wish that I have chocolate pie. It is not poisoned, and I get to eat exactly two slices of it, no more, no less, and no one else but me eats the pie. Also, just to be as specific as possible, UM gets no pie either. I also gain no unusual amount of weight from eating the pie or anything afterwards, nor do I become too lightweight afterwards or beforehand due to time shenanigans. I'm also not disappointed by anything prior to or after the pie's consumption. It successfully is made without hitch or unnecessary expense. It tastes perfect to me. It is baked in a pie tin and bakes perfectly, not burned, undercooked, or out of shape.
 
Lord Ghirahim said:
Granted, but all your family dies to save you.

I wish that I have chocolate pie. It is not poisoned, and I get to eat exactly two slices of it, no more, no less, and no one else but me eats the pie. Also, just to be as specific as possible, UM gets no pie either. I also gain no unusual amount of weight from eating the pie or anything afterwards, nor do I become too lightweight afterwards or beforehand due to time shenanigans. I'm also not disappointed by anything prior to or after the pie's consumption. It successfully is made without hitch or unnecessary expense. It tastes perfect to me. It is baked in a pie tin and bakes perfectly, not burned, undercooked, or out of shape.
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Granted, but you ate so much chocolate pie, you die. And the pie factory has no more pie tins, coco beans, or whatever. They are out of items to make more pies.
 
Contradicting the terms of my wish defeats the purpose of the game.

I wish that I have chocolate pie. It is not poisoned, and I get to eat exactly two slices of it, no more, no less, and no one else but me eats the pie. Also, just to be as specific as possible, UM gets no pie either. I also gain no unusual amount of weight from eating the pie or anything afterwards, nor do I become too lightweight afterwards or beforehand due to time shenanigans. I'm also not disappointed by anything prior to or after the pie's consumption. It successfully is made without hitch or unnecessary expense. It tastes perfect to me. It is baked in a pie tin and bakes perfectly, not burned, undercooked, or out of shape. All the materials necessary are available and arrive safely and without trouble.
 
Granted, but you lose the ability to play Skyward Sword ever again.

I wish I knew how much wood a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
 
Granted, but the answer blows your mind.

I wish that I have chocolate pie. It is not poisoned, and I get to eat exactly two slices of it, no more, no less, and no one else but me eats the pie. Also, just to be as specific as possible, UM gets no pie either. I also gain no unusual amount of weight from eating the pie or anything afterwards, nor do I become too lightweight afterwards or beforehand due to time shenanigans. I'm also not disappointed by anything prior to or after the pie's consumption. It successfully is made without hitch or unnecessary expense. It tastes perfect to me. It is baked in a pie tin and bakes perfectly, not burned, undercooked, or out of shape. All the materials necessary are available and arrive safely and without trouble. I also do not lose the ability to play any awesome video games. I am not compelled to play any lousy video games either.
 
Granted, but you get on Chuck Norris' kill list, which is updated every nanosecond.

I wish that I have chocolate pie. It is not poisoned, and I get to eat exactly two slices of it, no more, no less, and no one else but me eats the pie. Also, just to be as specific as possible, UM gets no pie either. I also gain no unusual amount of weight from eating the pie or anything afterwards, nor do I become too lightweight afterwards or beforehand due to time shenanigans. I'm also not disappointed by anything prior to or after the pie's consumption. It successfully is made without hitch or unnecessary expense. It tastes perfect to me. It is baked in a pie tin and bakes perfectly, not burned, undercooked, or out of shape. All the materials necessary are available and arrive safely and without trouble. I also do not lose the ability to play any awesome video games. I am not compelled to play any lousy video games either. I don't lose any abilities or gain any new lame ones.
 
Lord Ghirahim said:
I wish that I have chocolate pie. It is not poisoned, and I get to eat exactly two slices of it, no more, no less, and no one else but me eats the pie. Also, just to be as specific as possible, UM gets no pie either. I also gain no unusual amount of weight from eating the pie or anything afterwards, nor do I become too lightweight afterwards or beforehand due to time shenanigans. I'm also not disappointed by anything prior to or after the pie's consumption. It successfully is made without hitch or unnecessary expense. It tastes perfect to me. It is baked in a pie tin and bakes perfectly, not burned, undercooked, or out of shape. All the materials necessary are available and arrive safely and without trouble. I also do not lose the ability to play any awesome video games. I am not compelled to play any lousy video games either. I don't lose any abilities or gain any new lame ones.
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God Dang You! You got your pie. Stop making things more specific!

Whatever. Carry on (Wayward Son)
 
Lord Ghirahim said:
Granted, but you get on Chuck Norris' kill list, which is updated every nanosecond.

I wish that I have chocolate pie. It is not poisoned, and I get to eat exactly two slices of it, no more, no less, and no one else but me eats the pie. Also, just to be as specific as possible, UM gets no pie either. I also gain no unusual amount of weight from eating the pie or anything afterwards, nor do I become too lightweight afterwards or beforehand due to time shenanigans. I'm also not disappointed by anything prior to or after the pie's consumption. It successfully is made without hitch or unnecessary expense. It tastes perfect to me. It is baked in a pie tin and bakes perfectly, not burned, undercooked, or out of shape. All the materials necessary are available and arrive safely and without trouble. I also do not lose the ability to play any awesome video games. I am not compelled to play any lousy video games either. I don't lose any abilities or gain any new lame ones.
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Granted, but you get so fat you can't walk anymore and you explode.

I wish that Lord Ghirahim will stop posting that wish.

inb4LordGhirahimgetsmadatme
 
Seriously, think of a way to twist my wish WITHOUT contradicting it.

Granted, but I think of a much better one.

I wish that I have chocolate pie. It is not poisoned, and I get to eat exactly two slices of it, no more, no less, and no one else but me eats the pie. Also, just to be as specific as possible, UM gets no pie either. I also gain no unusual amount of weight from eating the pie or anything afterwards, nor do I become too lightweight afterwards or beforehand due to time shenanigans. I'm also not disappointed by anything prior to or after the pie's consumption. It successfully is made without hitch or unnecessary expense. It tastes perfect to me. It is baked in a pie tin and bakes perfectly, not burned, undercooked, or out of shape. All the materials necessary are available and arrive safely and without trouble. I also do not lose the ability to play any awesome video games. I am not compelled to play any lousy video games either. I don't lose any abilities or gain any new lame ones.
 
Granted, he always had a Clefairy instead.

I wish that Nintendo did not remove Pichu from the Super Smash Bros. series as a playable character.
 
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