Good wishes aren't always good wishes

[UltraMario]

That's not what brony means at all. It means this:

Fans of the new G4 My Little Pony show "My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic". Mostly refers to the older male viewers of the show, but female fans use it too. A Brony is generally pretty involved in the community at large.

 

[LN1]

Fine.I'm still waiting for my wish to be screwed up.Besides,how am I supposed to know if I am not one myself.

 

[GalacticPetey]

Fine, you die

I wish to do yo-yo tricks

 

[LN1]

Granted,you do a trick which somehow kills you.

I wish for Inceptionception.

 

[KoopaTroopa]

Granted, but whatever the heck that is kills you.
I want oxygen.

 

[LN1]

You get oxygen but discover you actually needed water and die from dehydration.

I wish for this wish to not contain an afro smiley .

 

[DragonFreak]

Granted, but that smiley was so cool and awesome, you die from the lack of interestingness.

I wish to have wings.

 

[LN1]

Granted,your wings are microscopic and when you try to fly by throwing yourself off a cliff,you die.

Spoiler

I wish for this wish to not be in a spoiler box since it doesn't really contain any spoilers at all.

 

[DragonFreak]

Granted. It know reads:

"I wish for this wish to not be in a spoiler box since it doesn't really contain any spoilers at all."

I wish for incredibly good luck.

 

[LN1]

Granted,you get rich,your good luck runs out,and you get pursuited by thousands of companies so you invest on them.

I wish for ice cream.

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, but I eat it.

I wish I could eat the Academy Restaurant.

 

[LN1]

Granted,it's too big for you and you die.

I wish for hiccup.

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, but Bloo beats you in a hiccup contest.

I wish I could visit a Training Area.

 

[LN1]

Granted,you are the training dummy and get totally owned.

I wish for a Wii Remote and a bat.

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, but I eat them.

I wish I could have a touching moment.

 

[LN1]

Granted,they touch your weak point and you die.

I wish I had a Wii Remote,a bat, and that nobody eats them,not even you.

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, but I destroy them.

I wish I could go to the Island Open.

 

[LN1]

Granted,it sinks with you and you die.

I wish to destroy you.

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, but I'm an immortal god.

I wish I could visit the Final Weapon Stage 1.

 

[LN1]

Granted,you still die.

I wish I could destroy you even if you are an inmortal god.

 

[DragonFreak]

Granted, but your powers end up killing you in the process.

I wish to be a komodo dragon.

 

[LN1]

Granted,you are lonely and get hunted and you die.

I wish for a link in the description below.

 

[GalacticPetey]

Granted, but it links you to a rick roll

I wish for a magic vending machine

 

[DragonFreak]

Granted. You have an endless supply of snack food or sodas and you now lie on the coach in a vegetative state for the rest of enternity.

I wish that I had a cup of water.

 

[Pandapowah]

Granted but the cup only contained a drop of water.

I wish for a top and a monocle