Good wishes aren't always good wishes

[OJ Toad]

Granted, but PSN and Nintendo Wifi are now OVAR $9000!!

I wish a Mario Character was named after me (OJ TOAD)

 

[Nathan Fielder]

Granted, but he gets killed a lot.

I wish to die.

 

[Boidoh]

Granted, you go to hell.

I wish for your mom.

 

[LN1]

Granted, however, you die before anything happens.

I wish for clay.

 

[Boidoh]

Granted, however, you die before anything happens.

I wish for clay.

Granted, your mom eats it.

I wish for.. ill click a random smiley...

 

[OJ Toad]

Granted, But she runs away of hatred for you.

I wish I wasn't a Toad.

 

[SKmaric]

Granted, you turn into a helpless Goomba.

I wish for... *performs random glitch in game* ...Sonic to get his head out of the roof.

 

[Time Turner]

Granted, he's now glued to you.

I wish I was hungry.

 

[OJ Toad]

Granted, you're so hungry that you eat yourself.

I wish I had a pie.

 

[Boidoh]

Granted, i planted a posion mushroom in it.

I wish i looked like. RANDOM SMILEY TIME!

WTF!?!?!?! Ok...

 

[LN1]

Granted, you die for no good reason.

I wish for a chair.

 

[OJ Toad]

Granted, The Chair consumes you into a nightmare, where you will always be.

I wish I had sprites of me.

 

[Sunscreen]

Your sprites would ruin your life.

I wish i had one trillion dollars.

 

[LN1]

Granted, you obtained them from robbery and are arrested.(stolen from an episode of "Fairly Oddpearents")

I wish for a paintbrush.

 

[Sunscreen]

You messed up your parents house with paint and gets grounded for a year.

I want to be Mario.

 

[GalacticPetey]

Granted, but you only are only Mario in Hotel Mario.

I wish to never be banned again.

 

[LN1]

Granted, you are never banned from dying, so you die.

I wish for something stupid that won't kill me or harm me.

 

[Sunscreen]

Then you will get a fake 0$ bill.

I wish i could get my own mansion with 5 star security.

 

[Propeller Toad]

Granted, but upon going there you realize that the mansion was falsely advertised and that your security guards are infact mischievous Boos that have guarded their former guests very well.

I wish that I had a Propeller Mushroom at this very instant.

 

[Sunscreen]

You flew right into an airplane propeller.

I wish i had super powers.

 

[LN1]

Granted, you have the superpower to kill yourself, and you'll use it automatically at some point.

I wish for a free game I can destroy if I don't like it and nothing bad will happen.

 

[Boidoh]

Granted, the game breaks opon your wii and the tears spoil it.

I wish for Weegee.

 

[GalacticPetey]

Granted, he destroys the universe

 

[Boidoh]

Granted, he destroys the universe

Not Granted, You didnt make a wish.

I wish for a pet pianta.

 

[LN1]

Granted, he's a chuckster and throws you into somewhere where you die.

I wish for "Granted, but that wish sucks".