Good wishes aren't always good wishes

[Stargatedalek]

you teleport into my mother-ship

I wish for something to blow up...

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, it's you.

I wish I was the coolest of the cool masked knight.

 

[YoshiMonsta]

Granted but he is not cool.

I wish I could pwn in real life.

 

[euan707]

Granted, but you pwn yourself.

I wish for Scooby Doo to be real.

 

[Stargatedalek]

granted but he annoys you to the point you put the worlds only talking dog up for adoption and lose millions of dollars in merchandising..

I wish for a cute bunny rabbit........to feed to kyogre :P

 

[YoshiMonsta]

Granted he eats it.

I wish for ultimate intelligence for everybody in the world.

 

[Cirdec]

Granted but every people brain exploded.

I wish everybody in the world would speak only one language.

 

[euan707]

Granted, but you can't translate.

 

[Stargatedalek]

yep, we all speak in dolphin now :P

 

[euan707]

Granted.

I wish for a wish

 

[Stargatedalek]

granted, but you didn't use it so it goes away...

I wish for some free wiki-pounds (I see whats coming, and I specify currency )

 

[YoshiMonsta]

But it is 2 wiki pounds only.

I wish that all the world was in one continent called Pangaea.

 

[Stargatedalek]

granted, you get eaten by dinosaurs

I wish that the whole world was about to be destroyed

 

[euan707]

Granted, but you die before it happens, so you miss it.

I wish to be a mii.

 

[Stargatedalek]

granted, you have no ears and I design your mii as a shark

I wish I was better at making mii`s

 

[euan707]

Granted, but your Wii Breaks.

 

[Stargatedalek]

your wish granted...


I wish for an arboc

 

[euan707]

Granted, but it explodes.

I wish for the next person to forget to post a wish.

 

[YoshiMonsta]

Granted but if they don't post a wish somebody will kill you.

I wish that I was invincible, and the smartest person in the universe.

 

[Stargatedalek]

granted, but then you aren't human anymore and that creates a paradox



I wish for more paradoxes

 

[YoshiMonsta]

Granted but they piss everybody off.

I wish for lolz.

 

[Stargatedalek]

granted but they annoy you because nobody says anything else



I wish for a dolphin

 

[LN1]

Granted, you don't have a water environment so your dolphin dies and you die with it.

I wish I wasn't this lazy.

 

[Cirdec]

Granted but you have died of fatigue.

I wish my bank account would have more 0 numbers at the extreme right and left to the decimals.

 

[Stargatedalek]

granted but since you said left and right to decimals its
-9999999990.0999999999999999999999
I wish for someone to post