Good wishes aren't always good wishes

[User4042]

granted but you turn into a monkey and throw poop at your dad



i wish for pizza

 

[Cirdec]

Granted but the sauce of the pizza is lava.

I wish for candies.

 

[UltraMario]

Granted; Ok, have some lactose choco bars.

I wish was a Freedom Fighter!

 

[YoshiMonsta]

but the people u want freedom from kill you.

I wish I was a spartan in Halo

 

[LN1]

Granted, you're a spartan in a halo. I wonder how you'll do stuff being a person literally inside an object.

I wish for a 1DS

 

[Cirdec]

Granted but you can't see it because it is in 1D.

I wish for a 4DS.

 

[Specific Neptune]

Granted, but it doesn't exist, so the universe blows up


I wish for a monkey who can play the tambourine

 

[Mariorules25]

Granted but instead it throws poo at you

i wish upon a star

 

[YoshiMonsta]

Granted but the star does nothing.

I wish that my friend would make an account here.

 

[Cirdec]

Granted but he made only one post and left forever.

I wish I could play golf.

 

[Mariorules25]

Granted,but the golf club hits you and turns into a wizard and sends you to hell

I wish that i could fly

 

[MagicalToadette!]

Granted.But you crash into a bird.

I wish I could have a loyal Toad to live with me.

 

[YoshiMonsta]

Granted but he hates you for imprisoning him.

I wish that I knew the purpose of life, and it is not 42.

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, but zombie Walt Disney and the CIA kill you for knowing too much.

I wish I had a Warp Star.

 

[Cirdec]

Granted but you died by the explosion when you touched down the ground.

I wish I had a flying car.

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, it runs on methane gas.

I could go to Ice Cream Island.

 

[YoshiMonsta]

Granted but it melts.

I wish that I did not ever have to do homework.

 

[Cirdec]

Granted but you failed miserably at your exams.

I wish I did not ever have to do homework and not fail at exams.

 

[Snifit on Stilts]

Granted but you drop out of school.

I wish that Nintendo made a better NSMB game.

 

[Smg2daisy]

Granted but they are too focus on it causes no Paper Mario series.

I wish Christmas will come fast.

 

[Snifit on Stilts]

Granted but that causes a shortage of trees thus starting World War lll over the remaining trees.

I Wish for a better wish.

 

[marioman1213]

Granted but it involved Justin Bieber.

I wish Pokemon were real and they wouldn't kill me.

 

[YoshiMonsta]

Granted but they then torture you horribly.

I wish for eternal happiness.

 

[Snifit on Stilts]

Granted, but it becomes boring after a while.

I wish that Petey Pirahna was in more mario games.

 

[YoshiMonsta]

Granted but he becomes the main character with horrible gameplay.