Good wishes aren't always good wishes

[Madikoopa]

Granted, but your GameCube is severely damaged.

I wish I had an SNES.

 

[DragonFreak]

Granted, but you bought inside that particular SNES is the ghost of a young boy who starved to death while playing it and haunts you forever.

I wish that something really bad will happen to me.

 

[Dardy]

Granted, but your best friend defended you and lost his life

I wish I had a 3DS emulator

 

[Fazer]

Granted, you're playing a game that needs Gyro Sensor and the emulator doesn't support that.

I wish I wasn't lazy. :s

 

[DragonFreak]

Granted, but you build an entire building 1,000 story building in one hour and you die from exhaustion.

I wish there will be a Mega Charizard.

 

[Duskull]

Granted, but then the game gets cancelled

I wish I was good at sports

 

[Fazer]

Granted, you injury people by kicking a football really hard on them and you get fired from the team.

I wish I was good at Mario Kart.

 

[Madikoopa]

Granted, but one day all your consoles break and you can't play.

I wish I could have seen the meteor shower last night.

 

[DragonFreak]

Granted, but a meteor hits you.

I wish for universe peace.

 

[Duskull]

Granted, but another universe invades us and as we're defenseless due to the peace we're all annihilated.

I wish I knew famous people

 

[N64Dude]

Granted but they hate you.

I wish i could preorder the Collector's editon of GTA 5.

 

[Fazer]

Granted, but you find out that you pre-ordered the game illegally.

I wish for food.

 

[Kerrigan]

Granted, it was poisoned like every other one.

I wish I could own MKDD and MKSC.

 

[Meta Knight]

Granted, but you don't have a gamecube or a Gameboy advance

I wish to become stronger.

 

[Madikoopa]

Granted, but you become so strong that you destroy everything unwittingly.

I wish I had telekinetic powers.

 

[A Paragoomba and the Koopa Bros.]

Granted, but you lift up a nuke and blow yourself up.

I wish noodles are done instantly

 

[Revin]

granted, but you get sick of eating them and end up starving because your pay gets lowered again and you don't have enough money to buy food

i wish the world would be overthrown by ducks

 

[Madikoopa]

Granted, but the ducks are psychotic tyrants who will brutally murder anyone who they think is secretly rebelling against them.

I wish I wasn't a n00b.

 

[Fazer]

Granted, you're an experienced user and get tired of every n00b asking you questions, making you retiring.

I wish I didn't need to go the dentist.

 

[DragonFreak]

Granted, but your teeth rot and get gingivitis.

I wish to be in the Super Mario World game.

 

[Fazer]

Granted, then someone hacks the game and removes you.

I wish ice creams never melt.

 

[Kingfawful4321]

Granted, but it never does and you get stuck licking ice cream forever.

I wish i had SSBWiiU/3DS

 

[Fazer]

Granted, since you got it now, you got the unfinished version and the game is glitchy and crashes all the time.

I wish I never had a headache.

 

[Lolcrawler]

But you have stomach forever instead

I wish Yoshis were extinct

 

[ToxBox]

Now fuzzies has taken over the world

I wish I got a Sega Saturn