Good wishes aren't always good wishes

[Lord Bowser]

Granted. The character is Wawaluigi.

I wish I had a pet Koopa that wouldn't kill me or anyone else and was friendly.

 

[Koopakoolklub]

Granted. It was eaten by a Yoshi.

I wish that pillows didn't get hot after laying on them for too long.

 

[Lord Bowser]

Granted. Instead, they get so cold that they freeze your head.

I wish I had more money.

 

[Glitchy Bowser Jr.]

Granted. It is fake money.

I wish New Super Mario Bros. games were more creative.

 

[TinTinfinite]

Granted. The NSMB games will suck.

I wish I have a PS4.

 

[Glitchy Bowser Jr.]

Granted. It blows up when you turn it on.

I wish I had more Fire Emblem games and they don't break and nothing bad happens to them.

 

[Shy Guy Forever]

Granted. They suck.

I wish Toadette didn't exist.

 

[Glitchy Bowser Jr.]

Granted. She is replaced with Pink Gold Toad.

I wish Mario Kart 8's online wasn't so frustrating sometimes.

 

[3D Player 2004]

Granted, there is no online at all.

I wish Koopa Troopa and Shy Guy were the Mario Party 7 newcomers instead of Birdo and Dry Bones.

 

[Smashley]

Granted. Birdo and Dry Bones are now veterans, having been added over Daisy and Boo in previous games.

I wish for decent internet.

 

[YoshiGo99]

Granted but it runs for a week and goes back to being terrible internet

I wish my school had air conditioning, it's supposed to be 90s all on the first week of school.

 

[Koopakoolklub]

Granted, the school is freezing from the ACs.

I wish I had a good wish.

 

[3D Player 2004]

Granted, it gets corrupted.

I wish Mario Party 7's roster was: Mario, Luigi, Peach, Daisy, Yoshi, Koopa Troopa, Toad, Toadette, Wario, Waluigi, Boo, Shy Guy, and Mario Party 8's roster was that plus Bowser and Koopa Kid (no longer any Bowser Spaces, now a playable character), while Mario Party 9 had that roster plus Donkey Kong and Diddy Kong and played in the classic formula still with changes from 8 intact and no Boss Battle Minigames (and no more Donkey Kong Spaces).

 

[Shy Guy Forever]

Granted. Can't make that bad.

I wish Waluigi didn't appear anymore.

 

[3D Player 2004]

Granted, his fans rage and make all online forums un-pleasurable.

I wish Daisy and Sceptile were playable in the next Smash Bros and played well.

 

[Shy Guy Forever]

Granted. They both turn out to be Paper Mario and Shulk in disguise. (Which is technically a good thing.)

I wish they made a TV Show about Stupid Miiverse posts.

 

[YoshiGo99]

Granted but it turns out to be some crappy show like Breadwinners.

I wish I had gallons of green Jello.

 

[TinTinfinite]

Granted. You choke to death.

I wish I have a 60 inch TV.

 

[Glitchy Bowser Jr.]

Granted. It cracks in half.

I wish I had a GBA backlight.

 

[Shy Guy Forever]

Granted. It won't work.

I wish I could be Princess Peach's lover.

 

[Koopakoolklub]

Granted. Mario finds out and burns you with a Fire Flower.

I wish we could finally see what Shy Guy's face looks like.

 

[Shy Guy Forever]

Granted. It's so amazing you go blind.

I wish Rosalina wasn't so overrated.

 

[3D Player 2004]

Granted. Waluigi becomes overrated instead.

I wish Daisy and Sceptile got into Smash Bros with no gimmick attached to the addition and they both played well (like another Character in disguise, paid DLC, or anything whatsoever.

 

[Shy Guy Forever]

Granted. People who don't want them playable (AKA Me and others) send angry letters to Nintendo, forcing them to be token out of the game with an update.

I wish Baby Rosalina didn't exist.

 

[Lord Bowser]

Granted. Instead we have Baby Waluigi.

I wish Nintendo Wi-Fi Connection wasn't discontinued.