Good wishes aren't always good wishes

[Shy Guy Forever]

Granted. Instead regular Wi-Fi Connection is discontinued.

I wish Rosalina didn't exist.

 

[Lord Bowser]

Granted. Daisy takes her place.

I wish I was a mod.

 

[TinTinfinite]

Granted. You are demoted to Wiki Patroller.

I wish the Virtual Boy didn't exist.

 

[Lord Bowser]

Granted. With the Virtual Boy goes the inspiration for the 3DS.

I wish Peach would actually try to escape from Bowser's Castle instead of waiting for Mario for once.

 

[Glitchy Bowser Jr.]

Granted. She dies trying to escape.

I wish the Smash Bros, leak is true.

 

[TinTinfinite]

Granted. All characters are been replaced by Koopalings and baby version of smash melee characters.

I wish the 2DS didn't exist.

 

[Stargazing]

Granted. You get the microDS which you can't see.

I wish I had real wings that could not melt, were indestructible, and I could fly in them.

 

[Lumastar]

Granted. You cannot use them in your current form, so you transform into the elusive Donkey Dipper.

I wish that I could make the next Smash Bros. game and that it would be a success.

 

[TinTinfinite]

Granted. Instead, you developed a sequel to Paper Mario: Sticker Star called Paper Mario: Fun with Fabric.

I wish Hotel Mario didn't exist.

 

[Glitchy Bowser Jr.]

Granted. No other Mario games exist either.

I wish I had a SNES.

 

[3D Player 2004]

Granted, it doesn't work.

I wish my dream roster was the final Smash 4 Roster.

 

[Glitchy Bowser Jr.]

Granted. It sucks and Sakurai changes it.

I wish I had a NES.

 

[Milo Thatch]

Granted, you have no other systems.
I wish someone would change my username to King Harkinian.

 

[3D Player 2004]

Granted, a mod who doesn't like that name bans you.

I wish Daisy wasn't so hated.

 

[Glitchy Bowser Jr.]

Granted. All your other favourite characters are hated.

I wish I had more N64 games.

 

[3D Player 2004]

Granted, all of them are Superman 64.

I wish that there were more boards in the forum giving these topics their own boards:

Sub-Marioverse

2D Platformers
3D Platformers
General Sports
Kart
Party
Donkey Kong
Wario
Other Mario

PC gets its own Board.

Sub-Video Games

Legend of Zelda
Kirby
Wii U
Sonic
Pac-Man
Megaman

Sub Handheld Gaming

Pokemon
3DS

Other boards stay intact but Super Smash Bros is moved over into the Video Games sub-board section.

 

[Lord Bowser]

that is not a good wish and I refuse to grant it

I wish Robin Williams was still alive and happy.

 

[Glitchy Bowser Jr.]

Granted. You die instead.

I wish Mario Party never had the car.

 

[Lord Bowser]

Granted. Instead it has a bus.

I wish I had some normal cookies that weren't spiked with something or poisonous.

 

[Glitchy Bowser Jr.]

Granted. They are on fire.

I wish the Japan-only Fire Emblems weren' Japan only.

 

[Shy Guy Forever]

Make a wish, Glitchy.

I wish Pokémon didn't exist.

 

[Lumastar]

Granted. Pokémon becomes a Mario spin-off series instead.

I wish that a usable, comfortable successor to the Power Glove would be made for the Wii U.

 

[Glitchy Bowser Jr.]

Granted. It is really bad.

I wish Chrom was in Super Smash Bros and Fire Emblem had 5 reps. Also Chrom works fine isn't any character in disguise and I can use him as many times as I want. Also he doesn't replace anyone.

 

[TinTinfinite]

Granted. Chrom's in Smash, but you realised that it from fake leak screenshot.

I wish Mario clones (Metal Mario, Dr. Mario and a recently announced new character, Tanooki Mario) and Peach clones (Pink Gold Peach and a recently announced new character, Cat Peach) never existed.

 

[SKmaric]

Granted, but the originals never existed either.

I wish that the Wii Shop Channel allowed you to add exact amounts of points rather than in multiples of 1000.