Good wishes aren't always good wishes

[Fawfulthegreat64]

Granted, they're lions and they feast on you.

I wish I could enter/leave any video game world at will.

 

[Megamario15]

Granted. You are hit by a Mario Kart.

I wish I could fly.

 

[Fawfulthegreat64]

You are hit by a plane.

I wish I could make a spaceship out of a laundry basket.

 

[Megamario15]

Granted. You still cannot get there to do that because you are stuck to the hood of a Mario Kart.
Also, The spaceship reaches space... but you have no space helmet.

I wish I could be Nintendo's president.

 

[TinTinfinite]

Granted. "Please Understand".

I WISH EVERYTHING IS BACK TO NORMAL!

 

[Megamario15]

Granted. The power goes out like it normally does.

I wish I knew how to do the Backwards Long Jump Glitch.

 

[Meta Knight]

Granted your game data is erased.

I wish for a cake to give to Kirby

 

[Megamario15]

Granted. It explodes.

I wish my Yoshi could breathe fire.

 

[Meta Knight]

Granted Yoshi burns you to death

I wish for universal peace

 

[Glitchy Bowser Jr.]

Somehow another conflict seems to happen far away and it is taken here.

I wish I (Gallade), was a Smash Bros. character.

 

[Megamario15]

Granted. The game is cancelled.

I wish for Mario to be king

 

[Meta Knight]

Granted. Your subjects start a mutiny.

I wish I was SS tier again

 

[Megamario15]

Granted. Nobody plays the game.

I wish Mario was more popular where I come from.

 

[RedShell]

Granted, however once Sonic is introduced, everyone forgets about Mario.

I wish that Five Nights at Freddy's 3 would come out soon.

 

[Megamario15]

Granted. You are scared to death.

I wish I had Melee and Brawl.

 

[Glitchy Bowser Jr.]

Granted. You just play Sm4sh instead.

I wish Majora's Mask 3DS was out.

 

[Megamario15]

Granted. You play Sm4sh instead.

I wish for Luigi to join me here.

 

[TinTinfinite]

Granted. He hangs out with the "other" Mario instead.

I wish I can time travel to the future so I can look for future Mario games.

 

[Megamario15]

Granted. You find yourself, create a time paradox, and destroy the world.

I wish I could've gone to APEX and competed.

 

[Shy Guy Forever]

Granted. Nobody believes you did it.

I wish Sonic 2006 wasn't shit.

 

[Megamario15]

Granted. It's crap instead.

Granted. Nobody believes you did it.

Why wouldn't they? I use the tag Megamario.

Anyway, I wish people believed me when I said and did that.

 

[Glitchy Bowser Jr.]

Granted. You lose anyways.

I wish Club Nintendo was back up with all the rewards.

 

[Megamario15]

Granted. It goes down and closes.

I wish L-2401 or whatever was real.

 

[RedShell]

Granted. However, when you Google L-2401, you get lady's shoes. So here you go

I wish for pancakes that are not poisonous, bombs or out of date.

 

[Megamario15]

Granted. They're burnt.

I wish we could find the stray Chain Chomp.